Getting to know you

[imported_Johnny Rico]

mr gavbt:
ha ha. I see you are trying to learn spanish ha ha
thankyou for trying to make me feel at home.
The 1stlanguage ispeak islunfardo but i speek a good amount ofda spanish. you see, spanish died as a language afterda 1st Bug Wars.

Johnny es justo un muchachodel pussydel Barrio de Avellaneda.
- thankyou, i do think i have much ofda the pussy
Unico el luchar el sabria es cuando Independiente esta jugando Boca
- and your right, i like to stay independent after romance.
Apuesta al no puede incluso pronunciar Avellaneda correctamente.
- one mans pronounciation is correct as the next mans but you really want to impress me, show me your lunfardo.

 

[imported_Johnny Rico]

me pepe.
what are you talkin about? are you making fun of my name? What sort of name is pepe? At least I use my real name... I am Johnny Rico - i am sure you are some smelly french man - are you?
go the Buenos Aires and ask for me - everyone knows me
then I will go to paris and ask for mr pepe - im sure they will laugh

 

[imported_youngie]

Willow, don't know who your referring to but I'm not this Johnny Rico character. I don't like starship troopers, the only good thing about that movie is Denise Richards. And then you might as well just hire Wild Things

In addition I'm not weird enough to keep up this Johnny Rico thing, very strange indeed.

 

[Willow]

No youngie, I wasn't saying it was you. Just speculating as to theprofile of JR... oh heck... here I go again. I don't want to know. lol

 

[El Duque]

Johnny,is it true you were gettin it on with Doogie Howser?

 

[G@v]

Johnny, xleke mo Argentinol ka moble tleke mo pussy na da xhmele llaonoro axa. Txyono ci mo Brazilo ilquemo xtramatxla sto nis mo litldik.

 

[Cronulla_Mania]

Geez.....I wonder who Mr Rico is. I think Willow has it pretty well sussed out, although the mystery doesn't need to be revealed yet, i think we will all just wait for him to slip up sometime....
MFC.

 

[G@v]

Just realised Johnny! You wanted me to show you my lunfardo, surely you meant Lunfarido..............didn't you?

 

[imported_Johnny Rico]

Thankyou Gav, pero Lunfarido es un más viejo lenguaje. I el spek Lunfado que comenzó después del tercer fallo de funcionamiento guerrea

 

[imported_Johnny Rico]

mr el duque.
what is this doogie howser? Is it a new weapon? i have a large howser in my bunker which would give you a real good blow up job.

 

[Dog]

Mr Rico, you uncivilised fool.
Desite the fact we know you're a gee-up, I'm falling into this trap anyway.

Doogie Howser is a fictional TV character who is young but is a practising doctor.


Is that too complicated for you?

Cheers
Dog

 

[El Duque]

Why after the 3rd?

 

[El Duque]

Doogie=Colonel Carl Jenkins

 

[imported_Johnny Rico]

is he a friend of yours mr dog? is he really doggie howser?

you right but. i am uncivilized. i am more uncivilized than any other soldier in the rough necks. i rip out a bugs heart and eat in in his front while it is still beating. you should the look on the bug's face when i do this - it is even funny when i think about it.

i do this many times because someone told me once that i should show more heart to my victims.

 

[imported_Johnny Rico]

because mr el duque, the 3rd big wars saw the end of education. that was when the military took over the education.
i have had all my education in boot camp and we speek different language to anyone before us but i still understand a little spanish - but it is a dead langwarge like englisch is.
do u speek spanish? of course, you are mr el duque - a spanyard?

 

[Dog]

Oh mate, you're cracking me up...
Hilarious stuff this...

 

[imported_Johnny Rico]

another thing, mr el duque. pleese do not mention jenkins - i am looking for him. the last time i saw him he was trying to reed the mind of a bug and he was being squashed. i haven't seen him since but i was told that he is in the Murrumbidgee Irritation Area.

 

[El Duque]

I could be from the land of the great Tefilo Stevenson.

 

[Dog]

What's the Murimbidgee Irritation Area? Do you have pubic lice or something?

Dog

 

[legend]

This is going from the ridiculous to the sublime but I will play along as Mr Rico has managed to put a smile on my dial.