topaz, be a bit careful of these aussies, they enjoy nothing better than leading us (kiwis) up the garden path.here is a genuine kiwi list of jargon and emoticons.
Acronyms/Emoticons
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Chat Acronyms There are a number of acronyms which you can use instead of typing complete sentences to communicate with other users. </td></tr> <tr> <td>AKA <td>Also known as</td></tr> <tr> <td>AFK <td>Away from keyboard</td></tr> <tr> <td>BAK <td>Back at keyboard</td></tr> <tr> <td>BBFN <td>Bye bye for now</td></tr> <tr> <td>BIF <td>Basis in fact</td></tr> <tr> <td>BRB <td>Be right back</td></tr> <tr> <td>BTW <td>By the way</td></tr> <tr> <td>CU <td>See you</td></tr> <tr> <td>CUL <td>See you later</td></tr> <tr> <td>F8 <td>Fate</td></tr> <tr> <td>FAQ <td>Frequently Asked Questions</td></tr> <tr> <td>FWIW <td>For what it's worth</td></tr> <tr> <td>FYA <td>For your amusement</td></tr> <tr> <td>FYI <td>For your information</td></tr> <tr> <td>GMTA <td>Great minds think alike</td></tr> <tr> <td>GR&D <td>Grinning, running, and ducking</td></tr> <tr> <td>HHOK <td>Ha ha, only kidding</td></tr> <tr> <td>HHOS <td>Ha ha, only serious</td></tr> <tr> <td>IAC <td>In any case</td></tr> <tr> <td>IMO <td>In my opinion</td></tr> <tr> <td>IMHO <td>In my humble opinion</td></tr> <tr> <td>IMNSHO <td>In my not-so-humble opinion</td></tr> <tr> <td>IOW <td>In other words</td></tr> <tr> <td>LOL <td>Laughing out loud</td></tr> <tr> <td>LMAO <td>Laughing my ass off</td></tr> <tr> <td>MOTD <td>Message of the day</td></tr> <tr> <td>NBIF <td>No basis in fact</td></tr> <tr> <td>NRN <td>No response necessary</td></tr> <tr> <td>OTOH <td>On the other hand</td></tr> <tr> <td>PMJI <td>Pardon my jumping in</td></tr> <tr> <td>PC <td>Politically correct (or personal computer)</td></tr> <tr> <td>PI or PIC <td>Politically incorrect</td></tr> <tr> <td>POV <td>Point of view</td></tr> <tr> <td>R8 <td>Rate</td></tr> <tr> <td>RL <td>Real life</td></tr> <tr> <td>ROFL <td>Rolling on the floor laughing</td></tr> <tr> <td>ROTFLMAO <td>Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off</td></tr> <tr> <td>RSN <td>Real soon now</td></tr> <tr> <td>SFK <td>Slipped from keyboard</td></tr> <tr> <td>TIA <td>Thanks in advance</td></tr> <tr> <td>TIC <td>Tongue in cheek</td></tr> <tr> <td>[TM] <td>Trademark</td></tr> <tr> <td>TTFN <td>Ta-ta for now</td></tr> <tr> <td>TYL <td>Talk to you later</td></tr> <tr> <td>W8 <td>Wait</td></tr> <tr> <td>WB <td>Welcome back</td></tr> <tr> <td>WTG <td>Way to go</td></tr> <tr> <td>unPC <td>Same thing as PI</td></tr> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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Emoticons You can also use symbols called emoticons to express emotions.</td></tr> <tr> <td>
<td>Smiling</td></tr> <tr> <td>
<td>Smiling, with a nose</td></tr> <tr> <td>:.) <td>Small-skewed-button-nosed smiley</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-> <td>Ironic or devious smile</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-( <td>Frowning</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-< <td>Very sad</td></tr> <tr> <td>>:-( <td>Upset or annoyed</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-D <td>Laughing</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-o <td>Shouting</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-O <td>Shouting loudly</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-* <td>Puckering for a kiss</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-x <td>User's lips are sealed</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-{ <td>User has a moustache</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-() <td>Big mouth (user has rambled on)</td></tr> <tr> <td>
<td>Winking</td></tr> <tr> <td>
<td>Wearing glasses</td></tr> <tr> <td>B-) <td>Wearing cool sunglasses</td></tr> <tr> <td>
<td>User is poking their tongue out</td></tr> <tr> <td>{
- <td>Wearing a toupee</td></tr> <tr> <td>C=
<td>User is a chef</td></tr> <tr> <td>*<
( <td>I'm Santa Claus</td></tr> <tr> <td>@>--,--- <td>A rose</td></tr> <tr> <td>xxooxxoo <td>Love, hugs or kisses</td></tr> <tr> <td>(-: <td>User is left handed</td></tr> <tr> <td>%-) <td>User has been staring at the screen for 15 hours</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-7 <td>User has just made a wry statement</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-ss <td>User drools</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-ss) <td>User has a cold</td></tr> <tr> <td>:'-( <td>User is crying</td></tr> <tr> <td>l-o <td>Yawning</td></tr> <tr> <td>1^o <td>Snoring</td></tr> <tr> <td>:'-) <td>User is so happy s/he is crying</td></tr> <tr> <td>:-@ <td>User is screaming</td></tr></tbody></table>