Greatest movie quotes

[HevyDevy]

Having watched Bad Boys on Foxtel a few more times this week, I just can't go past: "Freeze motherbitches!"

Thoughts?

 

[Eskimo Sharkie]

Any of Arnie's lines in Commando. Then again, he has some beauties in Terminator, Predator, The Sixth Day, Total Recall etc as well.

 

[carcharias]

Having watched Bad Boys on Foxtel a few more times this week, I just can't go past: "Freeze motherbitches!"

Thoughts?

the dyslexic bank robber said

''Freeze mother stickers, this is a fugup!''

 

[Godz Illa]

Speaking of awesome dumb action movies - I watched Tango & Cash again the other day. They're walking into prison and the inmates have started fires all over the place

Kurt Russell: GODDAMN IT!
Sly: What???
Russell: I forgot to bring the marshmallows

 

[Mr Angry]

"Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over!"

Full Metal Jacket

 

[Engine]

"To be dead and cool is better than to be alive and uncool" Mickey Rourke, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.

 

[Zoidberg]

Watching Die Hard With a Vengeance last night reminded me of a good one...

(While speeding a taxi through a park)
Zuess - "Are you trying to hit these people?"
McClane - "NO. Maybe that mime"

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

"stop looking at me swan"

 

[Sir Biffo]

"That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of A-S-S ... I know from experience dude, if you know what I mean"

"No you don't"

"Not me personally, but a friend of mine, him and her GOT IT ON WOOO-WEEE"

"No they didn't"

"No no, they didn't ... but you can imagine what it would be like if they did, right, huh??"

 

[HevyDevy]

Any of Arnie's lines in Commando. Then again, he has some beauties in Terminator, Predator, The Sixth Day, Total Recall etc as well.

My favourite Arnie quote - "Let off some steam, Bennett."

 

[Phillips]

Happy Gilmore: [to his golf ball] You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL!

Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: [Confused] Oh... Okay...
Poncho: [Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff] You got time to duck?

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: God.
Rayvie: What?
Donna: Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?
Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

 

[God-King Dean]

My favourite quote is probably...

" I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. "

 

[Sir Biffo]

My favourite Arnie quote - "Let off some steam, Bennett."

In last action hero he has a corker ... "Wanna be a farmer? Here are some ACHERS"

I think in the sixth day he says words to the effect of "go clone yourself, then go f**k yourself" or "when i said go f**k yourself i didn't mean it literally" ... something like that

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Any of Arnie's lines in Commando. Then again, he has some beauties in Terminator, Predator, The Sixth Day, Total Recall etc as well.

haha my favourite line in commando is the guy buying the cadillac

"you know what i like best about these?"
"what?"
"the price"

then runs him over and drives out haha

but wow

arnie quotes ALONE

"get down"

"i hope you leave enough room for my fist because i'm going to ram it into your stomach AND BREAK YA GOD DAMN SPINE"

"who's doing it?"

"if you want your kid back then you gotta co-operate, right?"
"wrong"

"what the f**k did i do WRONG?"

"give this people air"

haha arnie has too many funny quotes because of his accent

 

[HevyDevy]

Arnie: "Hey, Christmas Tree."

My favourite Adam Sandler line is in Happy Gilmore when he smashed the bottle. The chick rushes over and says "Put that down" to which he replies "Yeah I know." :lol: Random.

 

[God-King Dean]

(To Satan)

" You're a f**king choirboy compared to me. A CHOIRBOY ! "

 

[SpaceMonkey]

can't go past british film crims for memorable quotes IMO:

In Bruges

Ken: Your girlfriend's very pretty.
Jimmy: She's ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up.
Ken: I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy: You just have to look in the right places... brothels are good.
Ken: Well, you've picked up a very pretty prostitute.
Jimmy: Thank you.



Lock, Stock and two Smoking Barrels

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.



Snatch

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c***... me.



Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey twig balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey twig balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... f**k off!


Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

 

[Generalzod]

From The Running Man

Hello, this is Killian. Give me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division

live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!

I've got to score some steroids.

I've seen you before. You're the asshole on TV.

I can pick anyone I choose. And I choose... Ben Richards. That boy is one mean motherf**ker

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Scarface:
Alejandro Sosa: I only tell you once. Don't f**k me, Tony. Don't you ever try to f**k me.

Alejandro Sosa: I told you a long time ago, you f**king little monkey, not to f**k ME!

The Godfather 1+2:
Fredo: [Moe Greene leaves] Mike! You do not come to Las Vegas and talk to a man like Moe Greene like that!
Michael: Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

Kay Adams: Michael, you never told me you knew Johnny Fontane!
Michael: Sure, you want to meet him?
Kay Adams: Well, yeah! Sure.
Michael: My father helped him with his career.
Kay Adams: How did he do that?
Michael: ...Let's listen to the song
Kay Adams: [after listening to Johnny for a while] Tell me, Michael. Please.
Michael: ...Well when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to a personal services contract with this big-band leader. And as his career got better and better he wanted to get out of it. But the band leader wouldn't let him. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. So my father went to see this bandleader and offered him $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father went back, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, he had a signed release for a certified check of $1000.
Kay Adams: How did he do that?
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams: What was that?
Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to the bandleader's head, and my father assured him that either his signature or his brains would be on the release.
Kay Adams: ...
Michael: ...That's a true story.

Michael Corleone: I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

Michael Corleone: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Michael Corleone: If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Morrie: f**k 'em in the ear. f**k 'em in the other ear, that son of a bitch. Did I ever bust his balls? Did I ever drop the dime on Jimmy?
Henry Hill: Drop the dime? What are you talking here? You know Jimmy Conway, you borrowed his money. Pay him so we can get the f**k outta here.
Morrie: I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f**k am I funny, what the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f**k out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf**ker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.