Greatest movie quotes

[elyod138]

Raoul Duke:How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

Every line from that book/movie is a great quote.

 

[Godz Illa]

As an avid admirer of alliteration, I gotta post this...

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

 

[Johns Magic]

The Departed

Dignam(Mark Wahlberg): Okay, my people are out there. They're like f**ken Indians. You're not gonna see 'em, you're not gonna hear about 'em, except through me or Captain Queenan. You will not EVER know the identity of undercover people, unfortunately this sh*thole has more f**ken leaks than the Iraqi navy
Ellerby(Alec Baldwin): f**k yourself
Dignam: I'm tired from f**king your wife
Ellerby: How's your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from f**king my father

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Cop: Without asking for too many details, do you have anyone in with Costello presently?
Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f**k yourself.

 

[God-King Dean]

Marky Mark almost outshone Nicolson in The Departed. Almost.

What an awesome cast.

 

[Red Bear]

I think everyone was good in the Departed. Great movie

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

clint eastwood ... just the baddest mother-effer in cinema history

Joe: When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot

Joe: Get three coffins ready.
[Having said "get three coffins ready" earlier]
Joe: My mistake. Four coffins..

Joe: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

Joe: You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart. Your own words, Ramone.
[Ramone fires off two shots, but The Man With No Name stands right back up]
Joe: The heart, Ramone. Don't forget the heart. Aim for the heart, or you'll never stop me.

Man With No Name: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

The Mayor: Well let's have it.
Harry Callahan: Have what?
The Mayor: A report! What have you been doing?
Harry Callahan: Well, for the past three quarters of an hour I've been sitting on my ass in your outer office waiting on you!

[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.

Duke: What you lookin' at old man?
Walt Kowalski: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f**ked with? That's me.

 

[AILD]

"You don't want girls to think you suck dick at f**king pussy."

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room]
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

 

[Cliffhanger]

South Park Movie
Mr Garrison: "I'm sorry Wendy but I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

V For Vendetta
V: Beneath this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr Creedy and ideas are bulletproof.

Shawshank Redemption

Andy: Can you get her?
Red: Take a few weeks.
Andy: Weeks?
Red: Well yeah, Andy. I don't have her stuffed down the front of my pants right now, I'm sorry to say, but I'll get her. Relax!

 

[elyod138]

Doubt many will recognise these quotes, but I love them.

Bottle Rocket
"Who is that man?"

Waking Life
"Things have been tough lately for dreamers. They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore. It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language. Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists. The dreamer is banished to obscurity. Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too. By dreaming, every day. Dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds."

American Psycho
Every single line uttered.

Buffalo '66
"I'm asking you to come there and make me look good. Alright? And if you make a fool out of me, I swear to God, I'll kill you right there. Boom! Right in front of Mommy and Daddy. And I'll tell you something else, you make me look bad... I will never ever talk to you again, ever. But if you do a good job, well, then you can be my best friend. My best friend that I've ever had. You hear me?"

"We are a couple that doesn't touch."