*speech*
It was back in the summer of 2003 when I took this young chap under my wing and showed him towards the light of post whoring, knowing that one day my time would come to a close and someone would need to take over.
He was a rough kid, scruffy looking and 2 years younger than he his now. He's come a long way since those halcyon days.
Now he drinks more coke, allowing him to stay awake longer, ensuring he can make even more posts. He has gone beyond a post whore and has entered a new realm of posting habits, he is a post machine.
Ruthless, relentless, unstoppable. That's Andrew Johns. You've made me proud, today, you are a man!
As you know, I was the first person robbed of that #1 spot by Greeneye way back in 2003-04, it's great to see one of our own at the top of the tree.