hayne I set you free on behalf of the eels fans

[Swiftstylez]

like the one he won for the 49ers?

Do you know what's awkward, it is that talented athletes who have played american football their whole life would attempt to move mountains to play just a few minutes in an NFL game. First people mocked Hayne saying that he would never even set foot on the field, then people mocked him when he made the training squad and said he was wasting his time, then people mocked him when he only played well in some trial games. Did he bottle some chances in the big time? Yes. But those are chances that some bum posting on a rugby league forum (of which requires no skill at all) will ever even get the chance to achieve. I'm sure you like to think Hayne is crying about your perceived lack of success in his life (which includes highly featuring in an NSW origin win, playing in the NFL and making an NRL Grand Final on his own), but I think you overestimate your influence.

TL;DR: Like the one the Eels have won since Hayne left?

 

[Swiftstylez]

In centuries to come this will be about as interesting as a massive dose of syphilis injected into the eye of one's penis.

So your usual Friday night?

 

[Hawkins]

Bump please dont leave us I love you

Love you as well Hayne.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Love you as well Hayne.

<3

 

[Gary Gutful]

So your usual Friday night?

Yep. I start with syphilis and then inject the heavier stuff like syphilis-plus.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I think it's impressive that Hayne got onto an NFL field at all.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Yep. I start with syphilis and then inject the heavier stuff like syphilis-plus.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Well, if you insist...

Normally I take a sharp needle, put a dab of syphilis from my 'fridge of sexual diseases' and then inject it right into the eye of my penis. It used to hurt but now the eye of my penis is so mangled and scabby that I think I have damaged all of the nerve endings.

 

[strider]

Well, if you insist...

Normally I take a sharp needle, put a dab of syphilis from my 'fridge of sexual diseases' and then inject it right into the eye of my penis. It used to hurt but now the eye of my penis is so mangled and scabby that I think I have damaged all of the nerve endings.

you know sometimes when you make a post - and then think, hmmmm maybe thats too much .... i reckon you should get that feeling about now

 

[Gary Gutful]

Why? There is nothing wrong with injecting syphilis into your penis! It's perfectly normal.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Not as normal as injecting syphilis with your penis though, amirite Gary?

 

[Gary Gutful]

True.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The Three Stages of Syphilis

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Stage 4: Mad merkin

 

[Eelementary]

Do you know what's awkward, it is that talented athletes who have played american football their whole life would attempt to move mountains to play just a few minutes in an NFL game. First people mocked Hayne saying that he would never even set foot on the field, then people mocked him when he made the training squad and said he was wasting his time, then people mocked him when he only played well in some trial games. Did he bottle some chances in the big time? Yes. But those are chances that some bum posting on a rugby league forum (of which requires no skill at all) will ever even get the chance to achieve. I'm sure you like to think Hayne is crying about your perceived lack of success in his life (which includes highly featuring in an NSW origin win, playing in the NFL and making an NRL Grand Final on his own), but I think you overestimate your influence.

TL;DR: Like the one the Eels have won since Hayne left?

I don't get why people bagged Hayne's NFL run, tbh. Against all odds, he played a competitive snap - that's pretty impressive, imo.

 

[Swiftstylez]

I don't get why people bagged Hayne's NFL run, tbh. Against all odds, he played a competitive snap - that's pretty impressive, imo.

People will bag anyone that does anything they can't bother working hard to do.

Rather then face their excuses head on, the easy cop out in this instance is to take away someones success.

It's a fusion of Tally Poppy Syndrome and a poor Locus of Control.

 

[Swiftstylez]

Why? There is nothing wrong with injecting syphilis into your penis! It's perfectly normal.

There are programs for people like you, most of them far away from the community.

 

[Gary Gutful]

There are programs for people like you, most of them far away from the community.

Everyone is doing it Swifty. Don't pretend you haven't thought about it.

 

[Gary Gutful]

So, syphilis. Thoughts?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Stage 4: Mad merkin

That's hardcore.