Mr Mackey I have a bet for you, its not for the faint of heart so I understand if you want no part of it as the gains are fruitful but the losses rather big - mind I am not interested in money.
Are you familiar with a game called Russian Roulette?
I have a little spin I put on it.
If Saints finish 7th,8th,9th or 10th then no one does anything - I call that the middle ground.
If they finish 11th,12th,13th then I'll pay out $500, if they finish 14th,15th or 16th I'll pay out $1000.
At your end of the spectrum if they finish 4th,5th or 6th you would be required to place one live bullet in a .45 revolver, spin the chamber place it below your chin and pull back the hammer count down from 10 and pull the trigger - a roughly 16.4% chance you'll blow your head off.
If they were to finish 1st,2nd or 3rd then same scenario as above - but with two bullets placed in the chamber at either the same time - location is of your choosing or spin the chamber and pull the trigger twice non consecutively with allowances to spin the chamber between the hammer being pulled back (potential shots).
You can mix it up for the 1st,2nd,3rd scenario if you want - I'd even be happy to see you take a lucky dip into a box of bullets, where all except one will not go off, and place 6 in there and just do one pull back.
I know its not balls in mouth risky, but its certainly outside the box isn't it?