I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Weather forecast looking up. Only 60% chance of rain in about an hour. Could be a drought by 3pm.

 

[Bazal]

Excellent. It's hit zero before 8pm.

It's gonna be f**ken minus six f**ken!

Going to work at 6am is gonna be even worse than it normally would when I've stayed up all night watching cricket

 

[Bazal]

How good is the old batsman getting hit by a ball that spits off a length, so he spends about two mins hammering the spot with his bat and, if it does anything, only creates a bit of a divot that ensures the ball will misbehave even more.

 

[Noise]

Finch lol

 

[Bazal]

What a fat disgrace.

Most of us wouldn't be troubled by Soumya Sarker...

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I reckon I'd get out to Soumya more often than the other bowlers. Though perhaps not at gully.....probably deep mid-wicket. When I played (very) Minor League cricket in England I met up once with the opposing team's fast bowler on the Friday night before what was apparently an annual grudge match, and we agreed that we were going to try to kill each other. In the end I broke his foot and he hit me on the ear....in the mean time some dibbly-dobblers took 14 wickets.

 

[Bazal]

I reckon I'd get out to Soumya more often than the other bowlers. Though perhaps not at gully.....probably deep mid-wicket. When I played (very) Minor League cricket in England I met up once with the opposing team's fast bowler on the Friday night before what was apparently an annual grudge match, and we agreed that we were going to try to kill each other. In the end I broke his foot and he hit me on the ear....in the mean time some dibbly-dobblers took 14 wickets.

Dropping the old "I played in England" is Alpha.

I'd hole out to long off, no doubt. But the point stands.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Dropping the old "I played in England" is Alpha.

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It was coz I lived there.

 

[Bazal]

It was coz I lived there.

No, see, you don't tell people that. You tell people that whatever middling village side you played for brought you over as an import.

And if it was a better level than that, you definitely talk up how they brought you over. And you drop the words "overseas pro" a lot.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

No, see, you don't tell people that. You tell people that whatever middling village side you played for brought you over as an import.

And if it was a better level than that, you definitely talk up how they brought you over. And you drop the words "overseas pro" a lot.

That's true. Though, when drunk and talking shit, I tend to revert to stories about my clashes with Gilly (he hit me for several sixes, but I did eventually get him out) and Mr Holdsworth who just repeatedly injured me in the nets.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Should declare and make a game of it.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

How good is this Maxwell bloke?! He must be very popular.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Ah boo...

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Another collapse... f**ken typical

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Good review, Smiffy

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

That's it fellas, nothing silly now.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

That covers machine is pretty darn cool.

 

[hineyrulz]

That covers machine is pretty darn cool.

It want to be for 100k.


Plus we are one step closer to the Ashes!!

 

[Twizzle]

Davey in some decent form again. Gee the Bangers really have improved and its good to see.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

So can we beat the Poms tonight gents? I can't work out if they will rebound strongly or if they will finish the choke.