I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[TheParraboy]

I reckon for Boxing Day we win the toss, elect to bat and then immediately declare

Here’s how it’s gonna pan out

Poms win their 4th consecutive toss of the series and elect to bat. Starc is out for Bird.

Poms score big Root 200plus Alaistar 150plus. Paine is having a shocker , the cry is to bring back Wade.

We crumble like a deck of jokers when we bat in both innings. We are still drunk from winning and celebrating the ashes back in Perth and are all overweight from too much turkey and spuds. The Marsh brothers the only ones offering resistance and are both now short odds for dual AB medal winners.

Series 3-1 going into Sydney..

Nothing surer

 

[84 Baby]

Do the traveling teams still score big roots? I reckon that’s fairly unaustralian

 

[Gronk]

 

[Happy MEel]

Well he did order a brutal pace assault on some unsuspecting pommy tourists.

 

[strider]

Is that ch10?

At work there is a tv with abc news on it all day. I have noticed the 2nd line of the writing never matches the first - it makes for all sorts of whacked stories

 

[Bazal]

Is Smith better than Ponting or Hayden at his peak?

Hayden is the greatest flat track bully I've ever seen. So overrated.

 

[TheParraboy]

Hayden is the greatest flat track bully I've ever seen. So overrated.

Only nation he did really well overseas against was India, something Punter could never do

Hayden also killed it against the West Indies overseas, He scored two tons in the 2003 series over there, amazing really when you consider the fearsome bowling line up of Collymore, Jeramaine Lawson, Pedro Collins, Mervy Dillon, Vasbert Drakes...

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I think Hayden started off largely as a flat track bully, but a better all-round batsmen in his later years. His first test century (at Adelaide I think) was the worst 100 I've ever seen.

 

[Twizzle]

Finally Smudger wins a toss, we are batting, the runs are flowing and so are the Bill Lawry cliches

 

[Suitman]

Finally Smudger wins a toss, we are batting, the runs are flowing and so are the Bill Lawry cliches

The commentary is sickening.

 

[Bazal]

Almost as sickening as the drop in pitch

 

[Twizzle]

even Bill is bagging the pitch

 

[Suitman]

even Bill is bagging the pitch

In between talking about how great Victorians are.
The crowd aren't Australians, they'r Victorians. Says it all about them really.

 

[hineyrulz]

Almost as sickening as the drop in pitch

f**king Fumbleball killing cricket.

 

[strider]

Did we win yet?

 

[Twizzle]

funny how the poms say we haven't got any depth in our bowling attack, this Curran bloke could open up a pie shop

 

[Bazal]

funny how the poms say we haven't got any depth in our bowling attack, this Curran bloke could open up a pie shop

Meanwhile Jackson Bird, our back up bowler, averages 27 in Test cricket

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

This is a truly awful first day pitch. Pathetic.

 

[Eelementary]

Lol Tom Curran!!!

 

[strider]

Hehehe