I Dont' Like Cricket, Oh No, I Love it, Yeah

[Twizzle]

lots of love, Smudger to have another big one, and Travis Head already with a few wickets

Nathan who ?

 

[Avenger]

Anyone watch that Botham/Chappelli documentary? It’s confirmed. Ian Chappell is a f**kwit.

What a sour, lonely old man.

 

[hineyrulz]

Anyone watch that Botham/Chappelli documentary? It’s confirmed. Ian Chappell is a f**kwit.

What a sour, lonely old man.

He looked as pathetic as I always thought he was, good player, great skipper but a very shit human. His brother is also a deadset weirdo.

 

[hineyrulz]

lots of love, Smudger to have another big one, and Travis Head already with a few wickets

Nathan who ?

Don’t forget Oozie, actually both openers have done an excellent job this test in very tough conditions. Hopefully it’s sunny tomorrow and we can grind these whinging merkins into the dirt.

 

[T-Boon]

How crap are batsmen at short pitch bowling now (obviously some exceptions). The English look like they are playing tennis shots.

 

[hineyrulz]

How crap are batsmen at short pitch bowling now (obviously some exceptions). The English look like they are playing tennis shots.

Imagine these merkins facing the Windies in the mid 80’s on a green top??? Lolz

 

[Gazzamatta]

He looked as pathetic as I always thought he was, good player, great skipper but a very shit human. His brother is also a deadset weirdo.

Yeah the rotten Underarmer!

 

[Eelogical]

Imagine these merkins facing the Windies in the mid 80’s on a green top??? Lolz

You mean like the Aussie bats did?

 

[hineyrulz]

You mean like the Aussie bats did?

Well the aussies were outclassed but they never threw their wickets away like these cowards. The good players still got runs against them. Back then you could bowl 4 bouncers an over as well, isn't it just one ball over the shoulder or it's a no ball per over??? Wickets these days are better, protection is much better and so are the bats. These pampered front foot sloggers would of shit themselves.

 

[JokerEel]

I wax expecting to wake up 5 down glad Smith and Uzi are still in lets hope they can get a big lead

 

[Eelogical]

Well the aussies were outclassed but they never threw their wickets away like these cowards. The good players still got runs against them. Back then you could bowl 4 bouncers an over as well, isn't it just one ball over the shoulder or it's a no ball per over??? Wickets these days are better, protection is much better and so are the bats. These pampered front foot sloggers would have shit themselves.

Mate, the Windies had our captain crying. We never threw our wickets away because they were bashed out of us. The poms are an aging team who think T20 tactics is the way to win a Test match. It’s very exciting!

 

[Twizzle]

The English look like they are playing tennis shots.

also referred to as Bazball, which most people in the mother country are very critical of because they just don't have the talent for it right now

they'd need a team of Beefy's to be able to pull it off

 

[hineyrulz]

Mate, the Windies had our captain crying. We never threw our wickets away because they were bashed out of us. The poms are an aging team who think T20 tactics is the way to win a Test match. It’s very exciting!

Well we had just played the Windies in about 10 tests in a row, who wouldn't be crying???? They were famous for taking out the captain. It was something we copied from them under Steve waugh. And of course they bashed us, 4 quick bowlers who bowled over 60% of their balls at your neck or head region. They'd bowl only about 70 overs the day they just made it impossible to score because even if you took them on with the hook ir pull you'd eventually mishit one and be out. The batsman of today are pampered and as weak as excited piss!!!!

 

[Suitman]

I wax expecting to wake up 5 down glad Smith and Uzi are still in lets hope they can get a big lead

We need to hammer this test home with a solid win. Get to a 400 plus lead in the first two sessions today and then the Bazballers will need to survive 4 sessions (weather permitting).
Not only will it give us a 2 - 0 lead in the series, but it will cast enough doubt into England's tactics which are copping massive shit in the English press.
It may make them change their tactics to a more cautious approach, which will mean that we have the upper hand in the mind games.
This series is ours for the taking.

 

[Eelogical]

Well we had just played the Windies in about 10 tests in a row, who wouldn't be crying???? They were famous for taking out the captain. It was something we copied from them under Steve waugh. And of course they bashed us, 4 quick bowlers who bowled over 60% of their balls at your neck or head region. They'd bowl only about 70 overs the day they just made it impossible to score because even if you took them on with the hook ir pull you'd eventually mishit one and be out. The batsman of today are pampered and as weak as excited piss!!!!

Mate, do you prefer Tongue over Head or Root over Cummins?

 

[hineyrulz]

Mate, do you prefer Tongue over Head or Root over Cummins?

Everyone loves Head but it's hard to beat a Root.

 

[Incorrect]

Everyone loves Head but it's hard to beat a Root.

Even if the Root looks like Ellen DeGeneres??

 

[Eelogical]

We need to hammer this test home with a solid win. Get to a 400 plus lead in the first two sessions today and then the Bazballers will need to survive 4 sessions (weather permitting).
Not only will it give us a 2 - 0 lead in the series, but it will cast enough doubt into England's tactics which are copping massive shit in the English press.
It may make them change their tactics to a more cautious approach, which will mean that we have the upper hand in the mind games.
This series is ours for the taking.

We’re tiring their bowlers out, too. They’ll have to make changes for game three, especially with such a short turnaround.

 

[hineyrulz]

Even if the Root looks like Ellen DeGeneres??

 

[hineyrulz]

I say again these modern batsman wouldn’t have survived against those great Windies attacks. Can’t even play a couple of pasty faced Poms bowling around 130kms an hour.