I have a confession to make

[Ron Jeremy]

wanna dance :lol:....nah i was only joking.

My girlfriend is coming too Terrigal next weekend to see me...so i'm sort off nervous and all and wanna look my best for when I see her naturally?

Anyway I was walking through Gosford the other day and noticed a beauty parlor and it gave me an idea, so I went an done a crap and gotta another thought, this time it was about going into the beauty parlor and getting something that I’ve wanted too do for a long time...........wax me upper chest :? yes I did it, I haven't got much there and it's pretty light blonde anyway, but the mere thought of getting rid of that bastard hair was too good to refuse, but it didn't stop there!

we got talking about stuff and she said " would you like a facial" in a girlie laughing way?......my first thoughts were " like f**k"!!!!, but she started listing all the benefits and all this other shite about how good it is, she charged me $10 for it only!!!, it was so weird though, I looked like bloody bob downe, all this shite over my face, felt pretty good though, then her colleague came over and started giving me a massage, wow this was bloody awesome I thought.

I walked out of that beauty place a new man, my incredible good looks enhanced and maintained & a little less hair on my chest, you think my girlfriend will like it??,

 

[Macca]

No, she will think you are gay.

 

[Forum Idiot]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: RJ just come out of the closet, big fella!
im sure your boyfreind will love your smooth skin and womanly complexion.

 

[Raider_69]

i think you girlfriend will hurl abuse for not takin her with you.
i also think she maybe a little turned off due to the fact you've graduated to "the bitch" which makes here the butch
:lol: :lol:

jokes, i think she will appreciate the effort you went to

 

[Ron Jeremy]

f**k up FI :lol:

I'm just showing my feminine side :lol: , i'm a snag.

But i don't like sausage fest's, i like women and it was just something i thought would be funny at the time. ;-)

 

[MEE]

do you have any pics of you're g/f

 

[Jordovski]

She's getting pumped up at the moment MEE, she'll be sweet by tonight ;-)

 

[Ron Jeremy]

not at the moment, she won't give me any as she hates photo's

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I just noticed something oh no!

 

[Forum Idiot]

i have noticed it too ron. i rate it as quite possibly the funniest oversight in the history of the universe. :lol:

 

[Ron Jeremy]

omg

 

[Macca]

Spill.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

nope ;-)

 

[nibbs]

go for it imo

 

[Earl]

They did his genitals while he was being massaged.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

:idea: :?

 

[El Coconuto]

Haha what is her name Ron? You can always tell a girls erotic nature by her name :roll: :twisted:

 

[Special K]

If you are getting stuff done to look better why the hell would you go to gosford of all places?

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I was loking for a job that's why i was at Gosford

BTW

Her name is Laura ;-) , and i met her in Terrigal and i really like her a heap, i can't wait to see her next week :mrgreen:

 

[Twizzle]

good idea to get out of Golbourn RJ