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[Baron Vo Mandor]

PokerStars Game #70047210392: Tournament #461104498, $8.00+$0.80 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (400/800) - 2011/11/05 13:20:52 AEST [2011/11/04 22:20:52 ET]
Table '461104498 15' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: chef920 (20318 in chips)
Seat 2: WalisWales (47239 in chips)
Seat 3: Closhide (7598 in chips)
Seat 4: noflushforme (37721 in chips)
Seat 5: semprecaixon (29553 in chips)
Seat 7: Cikicikiöhh (12763 in chips)
Seat 8: Hardman1982 (88284 in chips)
Seat 9: Kurmis1 (32091 in chips)
chef920: posts the ante 100
WalisWales: posts the ante 100
Closhide: posts the ante 100
noflushforme: posts the ante 100
semprecaixon: posts the ante 100
Cikicikiöhh: posts the ante 100
Hardman1982: posts the ante 100
Kurmis1: posts the ante 100
Hardman1982: posts small blind 400
Kurmis1: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hardman1982 [Qc Ah]
chef920: folds
WalisWales: raises 800 to 1600
Closhide: folds
noflushforme: folds
semprecaixon: folds
Cikicikiöhh: folds
Hardman1982: raises 1600 to 3200
Kurmis1: raises 6655 to 9855
WalisWales: folds
Hardman1982: calls 6655
*** FLOP *** [2s Jd As]
Hardman1982: checks
Kurmis1: bets 8556
Hardman1982: raises 69773 to 78329 and is all-in
Kurmis1: calls 13580 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (56193) returned to Hardman1982
*** TURN *** [2s Jd As] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [2s Jd As 4d] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hardman1982: shows [Qc Ah] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
Kurmis1: shows [Ad Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
Kurmis1 collected 66382 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 66382 | Rake 0
Board [2s Jd As 4d 2d]
Seat 1: chef920 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: WalisWales folded before Flop
Seat 3: Closhide folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: noflushforme folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: semprecaixon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Cikicikiöhh (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Hardman1982 (small blind) showed [Qc Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 9: Kurmis1 (big blind) showed [Ad Ac] and won (66382) with a full house, Aces full of Deuces


I feel sick.

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

PokerStars Game #70047261336: Tournament #461104498, $8.00+$0.80 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (400/800) - 2011/11/05 13:22:33 AEST [2011/11/04 22:22:33 ET]
Table '461104498 15' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: chef920 (18818 in chips)
Seat 2: WalisWales (48550 in chips)
Seat 3: Closhide (7298 in chips)
Seat 4: noflushforme (37421 in chips)
Seat 5: semprecaixon (29253 in chips)
Seat 7: Cikicikiöhh (12463 in chips)
Seat 8: Hardman1982 (55993 in chips)
Seat 9: Kurmis1 (65771 in chips)
chef920: posts the ante 100
WalisWales: posts the ante 100
Closhide: posts the ante 100
noflushforme: posts the ante 100
semprecaixon: posts the ante 100
Cikicikiöhh: posts the ante 100
Hardman1982: posts the ante 100
Kurmis1: posts the ante 100
WalisWales: posts small blind 400
Closhide: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hardman1982 [Ks Kd]
noflushforme: folds
semprecaixon: folds
Cikicikiöhh: folds
Hardman1982: raises 1600 to 2400
Kurmis1: folds
chef920: calls 2400
WalisWales: calls 2000
Closhide: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 6c 8c]
WalisWales: checks
Hardman1982: bets 3200
chef920: folds
WalisWales: raises 5571 to 8771
Hardman1982: raises 44722 to 53493 and is all-in
WalisWales: folds
Uncalled bet (44722) returned to Hardman1982
Hardman1982 collected 26342 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26342 | Rake 0
Board [5s 6c 8c]
Seat 1: chef920 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: WalisWales (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Closhide (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: noflushforme folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: semprecaixon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Cikicikiöhh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Hardman1982 collected (26342)
Seat 9: Kurmis1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Played this like a grade a dickhead gotta love tilt!

 

[Parra]

I feel sick.

What else are you going to do there? If you make a normal bet on the flop and he moves all in you have to call. If he strings it out to the river you are still going to bet or slow play and call all the way. Regardless of how this was played this was always going to be the result.

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

Final table if anyones wanting to watch.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Missed it, how'd you finish?

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

6th for $170, just kept getting outdrawn.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Still, 170 for 9 isn't too foul.

Back to normal.

Stars felt this dickhead needed quads to beat my Kings.

PokerStars Game #70097954590: Tournament #465020477, $0.23+$0.02 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2011/11/06 12:36:19 AEST [2011/11/05 21:36:19 ET]
Table '465020477 10' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Kelast (21053 in chips)
Seat 2: RedRackham1 (2266 in chips)
Seat 3: ciukster (14170 in chips)
Seat 4: The Assassín (5987 in chips)
Seat 5: coopster_001 (3944 in chips)
Seat 6: Gryphon6969 (41459 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: sweetpastry (18876 in chips)
Seat 8: Xurrupak34 (19735 in chips)
Seat 9: mat vinyl (7510 in chips)
Kelast: posts the ante 50
RedRackham1: posts the ante 50
ciukster: posts the ante 50
The Assassín: posts the ante 50
coopster_001: posts the ante 50
Gryphon6969: posts the ante 50
sweetpastry: posts the ante 50
Xurrupak34: posts the ante 50
mat vinyl: posts the ante 50
Gryphon6969: posts small blind 300
sweetpastry: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to coopster_001 [Ks Kc]
Xurrupak34: raises 600 to 1200
mat vinyl: folds
Kelast: folds
RedRackham1: folds
ciukster: calls 1200
The Assassín: folds
coopster_001: raises 2694 to 3894 and is all-in
Gryphon6969: folds
sweetpastry: folds
Xurrupak34: raises 2694 to 6588
ciukster: folds
Uncalled bet (2694) returned to Xurrupak34
*** FLOP *** [Ad 9s 6c]
*** TURN *** [Ad 9s 6c] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 9s 6c 9c] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Xurrupak34: shows [9h 9d] (four of a kind, Nines)
coopster_001: shows [Ks Kc] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Xurrupak34 collected 10338 from pot
coopster_001 finished the tournament in 9th place and received $0.62.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10338 | Rake 0
Board [Ad 9s 6c 9c Qc]
Seat 1: Kelast folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: RedRackham1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ciukster folded before Flop
Seat 4: The Assassín folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: coopster_001 (button) showed [Ks Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 6: Gryphon6969 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: sweetpastry (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Xurrupak34 showed [9h 9d] and won (10338) with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 9: mat vinyl folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

It is staggering how often this happens. Some f**king spastic calls it because, well, he's a spastic, and this f**king donkey merkin had been up and down like a yoyo thanks to his geniused play.

But it f**king pays that dumb merkin off.

PokerStars Game #70100100254: Tournament #465057628, $1.08+$0.27+$0.15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2011/11/06 13:50:15 AEST [2011/11/05 22:50:15 ET]
Table '465057628 8' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Bobko050878 (22215 in chips)
Seat 3: RubyJones (7897 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Faulheit72 (4785 in chips)
Seat 5: coopster_001 (3180 in chips)
Seat 7: duklaak (25208 in chips)
Seat 8: chiquita1234 (5295 in chips)
Bobko050878: posts the ante 25
RubyJones: posts the ante 25
Faulheit72: posts the ante 25
coopster_001: posts the ante 25
duklaak: posts the ante 25
chiquita1234: posts the ante 25
duklaak: posts small blind 150
chiquita1234: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to coopster_001 [Ad Th]
Bobko050878: folds
RubyJones: folds
Faulheit72: folds
coopster_001: raises 2855 to 3155 and is all-in
duklaak: folds
chiquita1234: calls 2855
*** FLOP *** [4s 2s 8h]
*** TURN *** [4s 2s 8h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [4s 2s 8h Jd] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chiquita1234: shows [4d As] (a pair of Fours)
coopster_001: shows [Ad Th] (high card Ace)
chiquita1234 collected 6610 from pot
chiquita1234 wins the $0.27 bounty for eliminating coopster_001
coopster_001 finished the tournament in 12th place and received $2.38.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6610 | Rake 0
Board [4s 2s 8h Jd 9h]
Seat 1: Bobko050878 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: RubyJones folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Faulheit72 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: coopster_001 (button) showed [Ad Th] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 7: duklaak (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: chiquita1234 (big blind) showed [4d As] and won (6610) with a pair of Fours

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

I'll tell you all something else, once you hit the money, it gets worse.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

This shit is never ending.

Low stack raises with 6/6, big stack calls, I have AK suited so I push hard to get the big stack out, small stack calls, big stack re-raises all-in, I call.

The dopey merkin turns over J/9

Flop 9/9/2...

It is f**king laughable.

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

Gonna have a crack tonight down to $70 after playing some tourneys well above my weight, back to the gold ole $3 I guess.

EA whats the softest in your oppinion bro, I like knockouts personally.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

The KO's are all single table above $1.50 up to $7, I don't play them.

The $1.50 90 player KO is pretty soft, standard stack which doesn't give you much early latitude though. merkins are all mad.

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

Thinking about it I may go for a legitimate grind 4 tables at once try to get through 12 games a day.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

I pretty much stick to the plan I have, don't risk any more than a couple of % of my roll on one tourney, no $ re-buys, it's working ok. Thanks a lot to the pokerschool money but still...

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

Had a graph that i used before measuring my profit levels was nice when it was heading up, but that changed pretty quickly, so yep $1.50 6 & 9 mans for the win.

Be interesting to see how I go over a couple of hundred games.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Keep us informed.

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

You ever stacked tables before? I normally try to have them on the same screen.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

I play 6 at a time on the weekends, usually 2 tourneys and 4 SnG's.

Normally just 2 at a time, one of each.

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

Got about a 3 hour window I can fit in most nights so 4's the most I'll be able to comfortably squeeze in and hopefully turn it over about 3 times.

Send me a PM with your email if u want and I'll send ya the spreadsheet I use for recording wins and loses, its very basic stuff.

- Another note, did u ever used to play steps on fulltilt poker?

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Nope, I hated the joint, most wasteful $100 in my life. Lost it all in $3 SnG's and tourneys.

As for Stars, they impress me in a lot of ways, got my first cashout cheque today, in 4 working days.