I'm in love

[Bobby DIGital]

I thought my hangover was bad until I read this thread. Somebody pass the Berocca.

Ohh man I was violently sick all saturday morning??? It was so bad man??
I haven't eaten any food since then either?? I wasn't drinking by the way??

 

[Gemini_Princess_1]

Keep on topic Bobby.........think of pooor Ron as battles on converting all us "lesbians" ;-)

 

[Crusader]

She was a virgin and so was her best friend who shared the bed :roll:

How old are you RJ?

 

[Rise Against]

im so hung














over right now. I cant remember anything from last night

 

[Alba]

yeah im becoming a little obsessed with having kids lately i dont know what has come over me all of a sudden

you want the 3 grand the government gives you....typical

hahaha oh damn u got me!!

hell no i cant believe people have kids for the $3000 like HELLO it costs alot more than that to take care of a child!

 

[Ron Jeremy]

She is a virgin, i know that for a fact ;-) , it wasn't rocket science working that out :lol:

And yes she is Lesbian, i have had sources confirm that ;-)

How old are you RJ?

24

Enter the voice of reason.

This thread has some of the most self indulgent tripe on the universe.

I can't wait for RJ to compile a best of .Doc file, a compilation of his favourite posts.

don't like it :arrow:

You want me to compile some of my work i'd be more then happy too.



Like it or not people's, it's true :lol:

You can act in denial if you'd like...but i no the true story and it's all true!

And good aswell :lol: ;-)

 

[Jordovski]

If she's a Lesbian, what's she going out with a guy for? ;-)

 

[Ron Jeremy]

She's mixed, bi-sexual.

She is attracted to men aswell as women, but never been with a man until me.

I was just as shocked when i was kissing her and whatever.

You can tell she is inexperienced with men though, just by certain things :lol:

 

[Gemini_Princess_1]

How can you tell Ron-did she say you were big in the flute department :shock:[[/i]

 

[Ron Jeremy]

:lol: :lol:

I can't say on a RL site :lol: ;-)

She just was, i actually had to show her alot of things :lol: :roll:

 

[Gemini_Princess_1]

Has it got anything to do with a chuppa chup???? :?

 

[Ron Jeremy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You stop that Gemini, you know what i said

 

[Gemini_Princess_1]

Whats your favourite chuppa chup flavour Ron?? Mine's LEMON ;-)

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Mines strawberry

But i appreciate all ;-)

 

[Twizzle]

well restrained Ron

with a few Bourbons you would have given us all the deatils

 

[Knightmare]

It's lame how people think they have to be with someone to be satisfied- there's a time for everything, and as much as I really do hope I'm married 10 years from now, I seriously couldn't give a sh-i-te about having a girlfriend right now- all those crap monthly anniversaries and "I love you"s that mean nothing and ditching your true mates for some girl you won't even speak to anymore three years from now.
:roll: :?

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Good point dude, i feel the same way, hard to believe huh?

 

[Knightmare]

Yeah, it's like at my TAFE, it seems like nearly everybody else my age is going through relationship after relationship or f**king somebody, then they turn around and think I'm weird for not getting involved. I would bet any money with them that 20 years from now, I will be happier, more satisfied and getting more sex in my relationship than any of them! So many young people aren't wise, believe me :roll:

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Very very true dude, be selective & picky, it will work out better ;-)

 

[Knightmare]

I know what I want, I know what I need, and I'd rather go single the rest of my life than settle for any less, because that would be to accept defeat.