Day hasnt started well...Am catching 7am flight Brisbane to Sydney. So I set my iphone alarm to 5am....It goes off....I get up and shower. Wife knocks on the bathroom door..."Babe, do you know its only 4.15am?"...Fricking phone switched to NSW daylight savings time.
Mate that's better than 'Babe, do you know it's 7am already'? Least you aren't missing the flight!
Or 'Babe, I'm leaving you for a Manly fan'. Life could be so much worse.