Captain's Comeback On The Cards
19 March 2010
By Harold McRomple
THE 2010 SEASON HAS barely started, but recently retired Warriors captain Jesbass is already in the headlines yet again.
Rumours are circling that the former halfback is considering a possible return to the greatest game of all as early as May. It is believed that he has been in talks with Forum Sevens management about tearing up his resignation letter as he adjusts to life out of the limelight.
Although Jesbass was unavailable for comment yesterday, a source close to the drama queen confirmed the rumour: "He misses the camaraderie of Forum Sevens. He says that there's nothing quite like the 'man sandwiches' (scrums) and jumping into the hot tub with the boys after a game."
Jesbass has been no stranger to controversy. He was a vocal opponent to the no-sexgate of 2006, openly blaming Kiwis captain LeagueNut's imposed sex ban for his poor performances.
Two years later, he attempted to have the Kiwis' nationality changed to Scottish.
Rugby league ambassador The Evil Dutchman, (more commonly known as The Bad Dutcher), was typically excited when he heard the news.
"Jesbass back on the e-field? That'd be MAD!" he screamed, before adding: "In a good way, I mean!"
It is unknown which team Jesbass would play for, or whether making himself available would be enough to attain selection. It is also uncertain as to whether or not his ageing and arthritic fingers would still be up to the rigours of the toughest typing competition known to man.
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