My list of get knotted would include:
The sporting journos of the Terror,preferably with the insertion of a rather powerful garden hose in the rear end..
The Offsiders and their regular flag wavers,who treat the NRL as some sort of contagious disease, I award a tray of contaminated oysters.
The Back Page and the few AFL boot lickers,who cannot see past a Sharon.I'd have the show moved to Tasmania, which suits their commentary and environment.
To FitzSimons of the Snoring Herald ,I'd get Gallen to pay him a visit, to remove his bandana because he can.
Anyone I have omitted who has slagged the Sharks,the one fingered salute just for old times sake.