madunit's jibberish thread

[[furrycat]]

With the return of unit, so comes this thread!

 

[madunit]

aww.

I have some more jibberish of an anecdotal format.

I was serving some old French bag at the Telstra shop here, and i asked her for her mobile number to check her account, every time she said the number three, it sounded like she was coughing up a hairball. I said "excuse me" every time she said three, then she snapped and said "Don't you understand english?" and I replied, "Yes, but not the sh*t version you seemed to have picked up"

My manager reprimanded me.

I think I was in the right.

 

[Jono Russell]

Sounds just like some of these non speaking english people I collect debt from.

John: Hello
Chinese Woman: Hey, Who This is?
John: Is this????
Chinese Woman: Yes
John: For security blah blah your DOB?
Chinese Woman: What For?
John: I am from blah blah and we need to discuss this matter?
Chinese Woman: I don't understand english.
John: (in slower voice) YOU HAVE DONE OK SO FAR.

 

[Timmah]

aww.

I have some more jibberish of an anecdotal format.

I was serving some old French bag at the Telstra shop here, and i asked her for her mobile number to check her account, every time she said the number three, it sounded like she was coughing up a hairball. I said "excuse me" every time she said three, then she snapped and said "Don't you understand english?" and I replied, "Yes, but not the sh*t version you seemed to have picked up"

My manager reprimanded me.

I think I was in the right.

Yeah.... you aren't funny.

 

[Crusher]

I agree with Timmah....

Thats a first!

 

[[furrycat]]

Funnier than you Timmah

 

[Crusher]

funnier than all of you bar all

 

[Timmah]

Funnier than you Timmah

Ummm.... no.

 

[Crusher]

but madunit is still a nutjob!

 

[Timmah]

*agrees*

 

[Crusher]

*agrees with agreement*

 

[[furrycat]]

Ummm.... no.

People still love him more than you

 

[Crusher]

I love him but he's still a nutjob

 

[Timmah]

People still love him more than you

How would you know? :lol:

 

[Crusher]

I put up a poll and got two votes. Thats a fair enough percentage to make a decision

 

[[furrycat]]

How would you know? :lol:

I can find 10 people right now who love unit.

I can find one for you- you love yourself.

Find me 9 more

 

[Crusher]

Unit hates me but I love him so make that 11

 

[Dani]

 

[Timmah]

I can find 10 people right now who love unit.

I can find one for you- you love yourself.

Find me 9 more

That's not fair

*cries*

 

[Crusher]

time for poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!