Night 8- Starrcade
Announce Booth
TS: 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Starrcade! The premier wrestling PPV of all time. Tonight we feature hotly anticipated contests including:
Ric Flair vs The Giant
Lex Luger vs Kevin Nash
A very special Pipers Pit
And the main event Hulk vs Sting for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship'
BH: 'Wow thats a great card. I've been talking to a lot of the wrestlers and, with the grandeur of the occasion, some of them have increased the amount of steroi... erm, I mean... increased their training, so there should be a lot more high impact career ending stuff tonight.'
TS: 'Indeed, now lets get things started with the first match.'
Match 1
Ric Flair walks down the aisle, he has a knowing smirk on his face. He clearly has a plan.
TS: 'Flair with a knife edge chop on the Giant. No affect. The Giant is just laughing at him. Flair runs around him and chop blocks him. The 7 footer goes down with all the grace of a drunk toddler.'
BH: 'Not laughing now are you?'
TS: 'The giant battles back to his feet. He grabs Flair in his mighty hand, looks like hes going for the chokeslam. He's taking him to the side of the ring. My god, he's going to Slam him to the outside! This will kill him!'
BH: 'Here comes Curt Hennig.'
TS:'he's jumped on the apron and is distracting the referee. I thought Hennig was WCW! The Giant has let go of Flair and is moving to take out Hennig. Flair from behind, low blow!'
BH: 'Hehe theres a reason they call him the dirtiest player in the game.'
TS: 'Flair roles him up. 1..2..3! Flair wins!
Hennig jumps in the ring and starts celebrating. Luger comes out to join them. They all hold up the 4 horsmen sign.
TS: 'This is why Flair looked so confident. He's recruited Hennig tonight. Who can stop the Horsemen?'
Backstage
Mean Gene Oakerlund: 'Hello all, I'm here with Ted Turner. Ted something seems to have made you very upset. What is it?'
Ted Turner: 'They just wouldnt listen. They knew the danger. I hope everyone realises I've done what I've done because they couldn't figure it out. It's on them. It's all on them!'
MGO: 'What have you done?'
Ted Turner doesn't answer. He just walks away.
MGO: 'I have no idea. Back to the announce desk.'
Announce Desk
TS: 'Very odd Brain.'
BH: 'I've never seen him act like that.'
TS: 'If we hear anymore we'll let you know. Let's move on to our next match.'
Match 2
TS: 'Here we have Kevin Nash vs Lex Luger. Kevin Nash starts out with a punch, then a kick, then another punch.'
BH: 'And they say Nash is limited in the ring'
TS: 'Luger blocks and fires back with a punch of his own, another punch, another punch.'
BH: 'As limited as Nash is, Luger makes Nash look like Ricky Steamboat.'
TS: 'Wait Nash fires back with a kick to the gut. He takes Luger to the edge of the ring. Jackknife to the outside! He's broken Lugers neck!'
Mackdaddy is dead. He was
Lex Luger 4 Horsemen aligned total Package
TS: 'The referee has counted Luger out. Nash wins!'
BH: 'The wolfpac still has some teeth it seems!'
Pipers Pit
RP: 'A special welcome to my guest tonight. I have known this man a long time and count him among one of my best friends; Bret Hart.'
Hart says nothing
RP: 'Ok, anyway. So I was wondering Hitman how do you feel about not getting to chose where you ended up?'
Bret Hart just looks at him.
RP: 'Well?'
With that, the Hitman lunged at him placing Piper in the Sharpshooter. Piper starts trying to tap out but the Hitman is relentless.
MickyJ is dead. He was Rowdy Roddy Piper, WCW aligned Hot Rod.
TS: 'My god! The Hitman's snapped!'
With that Sting lowers down. He offers the bat to the Hitman. Bret Hart looks at the bat, then smashes Sting in the leg with it. He places Sting in the move the Icon made famous as the Scorpion Death Lock and finishes Sting off once and for all.
DogsLife's career is dead. He was
Sting, WCW aligned man in the rafters
TS: 'My god! Bret Hart has destroyed the heart and soul of WCW in one segment.'
BH: 'More than that. We now don't have a main event.'
Bret Hart pulls off his jacket to reveal an nWo Hollywood shirt. The fans start chanting 'You screwed Sting!'. Ironic.
Match 3
TS: 'Well i'm afraid I'm going to have to apologise here ladies and gentlemen. The main event was Hogan vs Sting, but, obviously thanks to the Hitman's actions, Sting's career is over and so with it, goes our main event.'
A countdown begins and the lights go out. 5..4..3..2..1..0 *Bang* The lights come back on and Chris Jericho is standing there.
CJ: 'Welcome to Starrcade is Jericho! I see we have a slight problem here and it's down to the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla to sort it out! You see earlier I was going through the match contracts in the back and, thanks to a small redirect, I managed to change the main event contract.'
TS: 'Whoa! This is huge.'
CJ: 'So now the main event doesnt read Hogan vs Sting... It reads Hogan vs Nash! And the WCW will never, evvvvvver be the same again.'
BH: 'Wow the leader of nWo Hollywood vs the leader of nWo Wolfpac is next ladies and gentlemen.'
TS: 'Dont change that channel.'
Update to be concluded later :badgrin:
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