Mary joins Parramatta

[Old Timer]

As if the Eels losing 12 points and being fined a $1m wasn't enough punishment for their 2016 salary cap breaches.
It looks like the NRL have a very long memory because the appointment of Mc Fookknuckle has to be the ultimate penalty.

 

[Saints Forever]

I thought our club had management issues.

This appointment shows that Parra are on the slide to mediocrity.

 

[R&WTILLIDIE]

Maybe they hired him to do the opposite of what he tells them to do?

 

[slippery5]

That guarantees the Dragons to finish at least ahead of The Eels.

 

[SBD82]

Can we get a welfare check on @hineyrulz?

Just when you thought your club couldn’t get any balder...

 

[hineyrulz]

Can we get a welfare check on @hineyrulz?

Just when you thought your club couldn’t get any balder...

 

[Coffs dragon]

Payback for those bastards giving us Norman for 3 effin years of misery!

 

[The Predictor]

You mob are hilarious…..you were a disgrace this year, on and off the field!!!

 

[boardlumps62]

Maybe McGregor thinks Corey will follow him.

 

[chiefy1]

You mob are hilarious…..you were a disgrace this year, on and off the field!!!

Mary is doing the Barbecues lol.

 

[Gold_Coast Dragon]

So does Mary go to his interview saying how he led the comp and nearly made a prelim, or does he acknowledge his faults and say he has learner from them?

 

[redVinme]

You mob are hilarious…..you were a disgrace this year, on and off the field!!!

We were shit all round this year. Glad we could provide you with some lols we sure were. However you won't win a comp with Brad Arthur more so now that Mary is there. I'm actually surprised your rushed to re-sign him based on hitting a wall in the finals every year. You are about to lose some top talent due to cap restrictions and your window is closing. Am I jealous of your position? Absolutely. Would I be slinging shit if my team choked every finals series? Probably not.

 

[hewi]

OMG do Parra have some learning to do. The 98 metre field, the tries from kicks that don’t count, feeling comfortable been uncomfortable I think it was. Wait until he shows them how to use the bench, I can’t believe any team could be so stupid.

 

[The Predictor]

We were shit all round this year. Glad we could provide you with some lols we sure were. However you won't win a comp with Brad Arthur more so now that Mary is there. I'm actually surprised your rushed to re-sign him based on hitting a wall in the finals every year. You are about to lose some top talent due to cap restrictions and your window is closing. Am I jealous of your position? Absolutely. Would I be slinging shit if my team choked every finals series? Probably not.

I don’t think your mob will be winning anything in a hurry either, in saying that I also thought it was ridiculous re signing Arthur for that length!!

 

[Trifili13]

You mob are hilarious…..you were a disgrace this year, on and off the field!!!

I thought we did ok when we played your mob.

 

[hewi]

I don’t think your mob will be winning anything in a hurry either, in saying that I also thought it was ridiculous re signing Arthur for that length!!

This is not about Parra , they have performed far better than we have the last 7 years and the reason for that is simple. You didn’t have the peanut as head coach, so why with his track record would any club give him a job. His motto was mediocrity is our aim and we regularly fail to reach it.

 

[R&WTILLIDIE]

You mob are hilarious…..you were a disgrace this year, on and off the field!!!

We’ve been a disgrace for 10 years…you blokes have been good for quite some time. But at least we don’t have to pull out the VCR to watch our last grand final win

 

[Maddragon99]

The Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce that Michael Ennis and Paul McGregor will be joining the coaching staff as consultants for Season 2022.

I thought Parra’s premiership window was closed anyway but they’ll be lucky to make the 8 now.

Hopefully this gets Ennis off the TV I can’t stand him.

 

[Gareth67]

“ Well I can tell you blokes one thing and that is I put my application in knowing that I stood little chance of being selected - buuuuuuut the nice fella’s out Parramatta way knew quality when they saw it ! “

“ I had better brush up on my defensive skills so as to bring the bid ‘ D ‘ over to Cumberland .You whiners won’t be seeing me anymore - thank goodness , as least the Eel fans will appreciate my abundant talents , so stick that up
your crawdads and try farting ! “

 

[since77]

Can’t wait to see the new inspirational floor mat Mary puts in the Parra dressing room on game day.