Membership Packs

[MarkInTheStands]

The same one Doctor Dolittle used.

 

[strider]

i think that snail was over qualified for this task

 

[born an eel]

correction - I believe the cards are being shipped from China by donkey via Siberia .... unfortunately some of the donkeys die or get a bit lost on the way.

they're just asses then

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Ken Edwards should jump on a plane to China this arvo, print off the cards, and be back in Parra by Friday.

 

[Gronk]

Ken Edwards should jump on a plane to China this arvo, print off the cards, and be back in Parra by Friday.

Yep that's forward thinking. I bet the CEO from the Wanderers would have thought of that and already been to China n back before now.

 

[Suitman]

Yep that's forward thinking. I bet the CEO from the Wanderers would have thought of that and already been to China n back before now.

We had our members pack within 2 weeks.

Suity

 

[Maroubra Eel]

I've heard it's not us but te Stadium which caused the delays.

 

[MarkInTheStands]

We had our members pack within 2 weeks.

Suity

Economics of scale Suity. The wanders only had to deal with under 7000 members unlike the eels with double that

I actually understand but last time I said our club should do better on memberships and highlighted how another club does well on memberships I was told it was economics of scale.

 

[Suitman]

Economics of scale Suity. The wanders only had to deal with under 7000 members unlike the eels with double that

I actually understand but last time I said our club should do better on memberships and highlighted how another club does well on memberships I was told it was economics of scale.

I'm guessing the Eels don't have twice the membership staff though.

Suity

 

[strider]

Economics of scale Suity. The wanders only had to deal with under 7000 members unlike the eels with double that

I actually understand but last time I said our club should do better on memberships and highlighted how another club does well on memberships I was told it was economics of scale.

how many ticketed members do we have? not 14K

for some reason the f'n ticket has to come via Jupiter .... I recently got sent a replacement bulldogs cap n plastic directly from the club

 

[MarkInTheStands]

I'm guessing the Eels don't have twice the membership staff though.

Suity

Twice the membership staff of the Wanders? Most probably the other way around.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Just hire some more f**king staff to deal with it. We apparently just had a profit of $10M. FMD.

 

[Twizzle]

that goes to re-signing the special one

 

[strider]

when you outsource shit to china to save a few bucks then expect things to be f**ked up and wear it and fess up to being tight dumb pricks saving money to make yourselves look good ..... merkins!

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Ken has been getting a few enquiries on Twitter tonight. His standard response is the membership team will be in contact tomorrow.

 

[strider]

in contact with who?

do me a favour and tweet him to go find my delivery donkey

 

[Maroubra Eel]

in contact with who?

do me a favour and tweet him to go find my delivery donkey

In contact with all the poor bastards still waiting for their memberships.

Aren't you on twitter?

 

[strider]

i wouldn't know how to tweet if you got tweety bird to show me

 

[born an eel]

in contact with who?

do me a favour and tweet him to go find my delivery donkey

put up a satirical picture of Roy up, that will get their attention quicker

 

[bartman]

It would appear the cards are not being printed by ourselves. Indeed it would appear as though the cards are being printed in China and shiped via mail.

And that my friends could well be an example of the type of cost-cutting that leads to a $10mil profit...