I'd like to, I've been working on a novel actually, it sounds like Mills and Boon, except its the great Australian romance novel and its set in Redfern..........
Sharon wiped the blood from her upper lip as she picked herself up from the kitchen floor, a fire in her eyes gave warning of what was to come next, "Oh Kev, you know that gets me all moist down in me crack!" she said gaspingly as she began to vigorously rub her vagina through her skin tight bright pink bike pants, which was the epitome of fashion in Redfern "and you know I am gonna f**k you six ways from Sunday when I finish this f**king sandwich bitch" boasted Kev, taking another bite from the sandwich which Sharon had neglected to have ready on time.
Theirs was a relationship like so many others, one of trust, violence,filth and a lusting for change whenever the opportunity arose "so how bout you crack me one up the sh*tter then Kev?" exclaimed Sharon as she quickly removed her clothing and swept the 3 layers of sh*t off the table onto the floor "how bout you shut the f**k up" sighed Kev as he went to the fridge for his 15th VB of the morning "I'll jam you when I am good and f**king ready" he said, a tone of anger in his voice as he cocked his fist ready to discipline his unruly wife again, but then he heard a calling from beyond the asbestos fence line, it was the familiar call of an old friend, Trev, from the abode next door to his own "I'll jam your f**king mum when I am good and ready!" yelled out Trev, the thin fibro walls acting as a pitiful veil of privacy for this romantic moment between Sharon and Kev.
Kev shouted back in quick response "I told you to stay the f**k away from my mother you merkin!" as he marched towards the back door, ready to throw the already half finished VB at Trevs peculiar noggin "I'll knock the 3 f**king teeth you have left out you f**king piece of sh*t!"............
and that is where I am at with it.