NFT - Joke

[Andy]

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.

Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.

The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire, but to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

 

[Anonymous]

:|

 

[Andy]

Sorry GK, didn't realise your sense of humour was so poor.

But maybe if Tony had posted this, you would have wet yourself laughing...

 

[Anonymous]

Sorry GK, didn't realise your sense of humour was so poor.

But maybe if Tony had posted this, you would have wet yourself laughing...

:?

 

[Misanthrope]

lol, well I find it amusing enough.

 

[NC]

Hmm... this is where my blondeness shows... I don't fully understand it :lol:

 

[Andy]

It's turned into a good day for e-mail jokes, so here's another one...

A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "OK. You want it Pasteurised?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[NC]

:lol:

 

[Johns Magic]

:lol:

The first one's the best.

You're a joke Andy 8)

 

[Andy]

BOOM BOOM ;-)

 

[Misanthrope]

:lol: :lol:

Ah, blondes. Will they ever learn?

 

[Andy]

:lol: :lol:

Ah, blondes. Will they ever learn?

I hope not! :lol:

 

[~bedsy~]

The first one was funnier. :lol:

 

[Johns Magic]

Hmm... this is where my blondeness shows... I don't fully understand it :lol:

How old are you NC?

 

[roopy]

A white man had his girlfriends name 'wendy' tatooed on his penis, but when it was in its 'normal' condition, all you could see was a W and a Y.
He was taking a leak one day and noticed the black man beside him also had a W and Y on his penis. "Is you girlfriend named Wendy too" he asked the black man - but apparently his said 'Welcome to the peoples republic of Jamaca - have a nice daY.'

 

[northey]

Andy..........

they were very funny :lol:

 

[rock_on_knights]

:lol:

 

[rock_on_knights]

double post *sorry*

 

[Risa]

Got this one emailed to me today:

While walking down the street, a Politician is hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven, and he is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see such a high official around these parts, you see, and so we're not sure what to do with you.""No problem," says the Politician, "just let me in,"
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from 'on high.' What we do is have you spend a day in hell, and a day in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Okay, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Politician.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules."

And, with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club, and standing in front of it are all his friends, and other politicians who'd worked with him. Everyone is happy and in evening dress.

They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they'd had, while getting rich at expense of the people. They play a great game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who's really a very friendly guy, who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They're all having such a good time that, before he realizes, it is time for him to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator closes. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven, where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time for you to visit heaven." So, 24 hours pass, with the senator joining a group of contented souls, moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp, and before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by, and St. Peter returns.

"Well, you have spent a day in hell and a day in heaven. Now choose for eternity."
The Politician reflects for a minute, then answers: "Well, I never would have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I'd be better off in hell."
So, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open, and he finds he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and debris. He sees all of his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash, and putting it in bags. The Devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the Politician. "Yesterday there was a golf course and a club, we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, danced, and had a great time. Now there's nothing but a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends look miserable. What happened??"

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "YESTERDAY WE WERE CAMPAIGNING; TODAY YOU VOTED....

 

[PrideKnight]