Dear Mr. Untouchable,
It has come to our attention that you are undefeated in the game of checkers. Actually, I can't lie someone told us. Actually, they dobbed you in. They are saying that perhaps you do not have the authority of our organisation Checkers Champions Anonymous.
We are proud of our achievments Mr. Untouchable and we can't have people boasting claims like this in our fine game. It has also been said that you are playing ningnongs. Is this true.
If indeed you are undefeated we are happy to have a crowning ceromony, but as you can imagine people can just say willynilly that they are undefeated.
I played 'The Russian' in the Olympics. Yes, the Checkers Championship Olympics and I still maintain to this day that the bastard cheated. That of course is another story.
We will be waiting for the results of this game, and hope you understand our concern.
ViVa La Checkers
Signed
CCA