Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Tiger Woods just won the masters. How f**ken impressive is that?

 

[strider]

Tiger Woods just won the masters. How f**ken impressive is that?

Ive had better

 

[84 Baby]

Tiger Woods just won the masters. How f**ken impressive is that?

He must be back on the job. He only plays well after he putts around some greens.

.... that euphemism doesn’t really work too well

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

HJ is full of plop.

Possibly.

Instead of a charity scam, Gronk, how about loser pays for a round for LU regulars at the Royal Oak before a game?

Now, I don't know the timing of when it will happen, because Trump still has 6 years to go and he has shown plenty of patience so far (pull the trigger before 2020 or wait to get re-elected and then go batshit on them???) but I'm willing to put a deadline for the bet of the last home game of 2019. Even if Trump pulls the card the day after I won't ask for payback.

Is that a fair bet?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think that’s fair.

 

[strider]

He must be back on the job. He only plays well after he putts around some greens.

.... that euphemism doesn’t really work too well

Maybe something about "driving down a few fairways" might have worked better?

 

[Gary Gutful]

He must be back on the job. He only plays well after he putts around some greens.

.... that euphemism doesn’t really work too well

The best euphemisms are the ones that aren’t forced.

 

[Gronk]

Possibly.

Instead of a charity scam, Gronk, how about loser pays for a round for LU regulars at the Royal Oak before a game?

Now, I don't know the timing of when it will happen, because Trump still has 6 years to go and he has shown plenty of patience so far (pull the trigger before 2020 or wait to get re-elected and then go batshit on them???) but I'm willing to put a deadline for the bet of the last home game of 2019. Even if Trump pulls the card the day after I won't ask for payback.

Is that a fair bet?

It’s on !

 

[Gronk]

Tiger Woods just won the masters. How f**ken impressive is that?

I like Tiger. It was never fair that his horizontal folk dancing was shared so publicly.

Has always been first and foremost a great golfer. I ignore the rest of the media rubbish.

Thank f**k we have had no fault divorce in this country since the 70’s.

 

[84 Baby]

The best euphemisms are the ones that aren’t forced.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Gronk]

Heard on the radio yesterday that Izzy Folau has gone quite extreme in his religious views. Having ditched Mormans for HillSong. Izzy has moved on from them as well and now runs his own gig with his father in his backyard. He holds baptisms there etc.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I like Tiger. It was never fair that his horizontal folk dancing was shared so publicly.

Has always been first and foremost a great golfer. I ignore the rest of the media rubbish.

Thank f**k we have had no fault divorce in this country since the 70’s.

Phenomenal golfer. Have really enjoyed watching his latest comeback since his spinal fusion. He is a different player pain free.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Is that a euphemism?

Yes.

 

[84 Baby]

Have really enjoyed watching his latest comeback since his spinal fusion.

This one too?

 

[Gary Gutful]

This one too?

Yes.

 

[84 Baby]

Yes.

You really are vulgar sicko

 

[Twizzle]

I haven't read this many conspiracy theories since Casper got nuked

 

[Gary Gutful]

You really are vulgar sicko

Is that a euphemism?

 

[84 Baby]

Is that a euphemism?

Yes.

 

[Bazal]

Tiger Woods just won the masters. How f**ken impressive is that?

Whom?