Non Footy Chat Thread II

[hindy111]

Yeh, killing them with a trap is probably a little more humane than making them die of internal bleeding though. I use both, but I feel a little bad about the nature of poisoning.

Both sound like shit ways to die.

 

[Eelogical]

I wont risk it. I'll just take the $25K thanks. I accept bank transfers or oversized novelty cheques.

You can roll the dice and go 50/50 on a ute full of bitcoin.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You can roll the dice and go 50/50 on a ute full of bitcoin.

This is starting to sound less and less like "Who wants to be a Millionaire?". Are you a licensed game show host?

 

[Eelogical]

This is starting to sound less and less like "Who wants to be a Millionaire?". Are you a licensed game show host?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Anyway, just give me the $25K and we'll call it even.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Just read that Adele has agreed with her ex that she wont write any songs about him. That's her career f**ked then...

 

[Eelogical]

Anyway, just give me the $25K and we'll call it even.

Actually, if you can't answer the question, you have to swap seats and give Strider a go. He knows the answer.

 

[Eelogical]

Just read that Adele has agreed with her ex that she wont write any songs about him. That's her career f**ked then...

Who?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Actually, if you can't answer the question, you have to swap seats and give Strider a go. He knows the answer.

Righto. Don't f**k it up @strider

 

[strider]

Righto. Don't f**k it up @strider

Huh? What did i miss?

 

[strider]

What did the horse say?

 

[hindy111]

Anyway, just give me the $25K and we'll call it even.

Can I have some?

 

[hindy111]

What did the horse say?

f**k of merkin

 

[Gary Gutful]

Huh? What did i miss?

What did the horse say?

FFS...

 

[strider]

FFS...

why would the horse say for f**ks sake?

 

[hindy111]

Help I am falling and I can't Giddyup

 

[hindy111]

Front Seat A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a miniature parrot in the front seat. "What are you doing with that parrot?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the parrot again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that parrot to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/parrotjokes.html

 

[strider]

Help I am falling and I can't Giddyup

good one pete111

 

[strider]

Front Seat A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a miniature parrot in the front seat. "What are you doing with that parrot?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the parrot again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that parrot to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/parrotjokes.html

boom tish!!

heard it before ffs

 

[hindy111]

This is a great Parrot joke @Poupou Escobar


A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" the woman said embarrassingly. "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the lady responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"