Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Yeah, it aint very nice. but hey, I'm down with torturing any merkin who thinks he can just drop a turd on my kitchen bench any time he f**king pleases.

Possums are worse. I've been running a war against these abroreal merkins for some time now. Installed some spikes to control the areas they shit or don't shit in which has been sort of useful.

 

[strider]

Also if you wanna make sure all you kill is mice, set the bait in the middle of a length of pvc pipe, you cut a length, say about a foot, drill a hole right through the middle, and thread a peice of wire through the hole, the bait, then out the other side and tie it off.

That way bigger critters can't get at it.

damn i was hoping the neighbours annoying cats might get involved in the fun

 

[strider]

Yeah, it aint very nice. but hey, I'm down with torturing any merkin who thinks he can just drop a turd on my kitchen bench any time he f**king pleases.

look out @Gary Gutful , Bandy is on your case

 

[Bandwagon]

Possums are worse. I've been running a war against these abroreal merkins for some time now. Installed some spikes to control the areas they shit or don't shit in which has been sort of useful.

I've never battled with possums. "spikes" seems rather medieval though.

 

[Bandwagon]

look out @Gary Gutful , Bandy is on your case

As a marine biologist I'd reckon he'd be more your chikito in the pool type.

 

[Bandwagon]

damn i was hoping the neighbours annoying cats might get involved in the fun

You don't want the neighbours cat dying in your ceiling.

 

[strider]

You don't want the neighbours cat dying in your ceiling.

well no ... but it might be funny if it died in their ceiling

 

[Eelogical]

Possums are worse. I've been running a war against these abroreal merkins for some time now. Installed some spikes to control the areas they shit or don't shit in which has been sort of useful.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I've never battled with possums. "spikes" seems rather medieval though.

They're just plastic strips with spikes sticking up from them, to discourage animals and birds from walking on them. They don't injure the animal, but they do piss them off somewhat. So you can put them on the top of a fence, , on a post or in my case on the framework for my front balcony / carport that these little mongrels like sitting on at night and shitting away til dawn. Plenty of other places for them to walk round my house that don't have paving directly under them.

 

[Bandwagon]

They're just plastic strips with spikes sticking up from them, to discourage animals and birds from walking on them. They don't injure the animal, but they do piss them off somewhat. So you can put them on the top of a fence, , on a post or in my case on the framework for my front balcony / carport that these little mongrels like sitting on at night and shitting away til dawn. Plenty of other places for them to walk round my house that don't have paving directly under them.

Lolz, I imagined this kind of thing.......

 

[Gary Gutful]

He announced his retirement a few days after the club received this report.
Sweep sweep.

Sweepy McGuire.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah, it aint very nice. but hey, I'm down with torturing any merkin who thinks he can just drop a turd on my kitchen bench any time he f**king pleases.

Its true and why I moved to Cairns.

 

[Gary Gutful]

look out @Gary Gutful , Bandy is on your case

FFS!

 

[Gary Gutful]

As a marine biologist I'd reckon he'd be more your chikito in the pool type.

The correct scientific term is 'Polly Waffle'.

 

[Eelogical]

Sweepy McGuire.

This question is for 50K. You can phone a friend or go 50/50.
A horse walked into a pub in Hay. What was his name....
A) Hindy
B) Fine Cotton
C) Kraken
D) Trevor

 

[Gary Gutful]

This question is for 50K. You can phone a friend or go 50/50.
A horse walked into a pub in Hay. What was his name....
A) Hindy
B) Fine Cotton
C) Kraken
D) Trevor

Can I poll the audience please Eddielogical?

 

[Eelogical]

Can I poll the audience please Eddielogical?

You don't have any friends?

 

[Gary Gutful]

You don't have any friends?

I do, but they are all dumb merkins.

 

[Eelogical]

I do, but they are all dumb merkins.

At least some of them can ride lime bikes.To answer your question, this forum is your audience, so ask away.

 

[Gary Gutful]

At least some of them can ride lime bikes.To answer your question, this forum is your audience, so ask away.

I wont risk it. I'll just take the $25K thanks. I accept bank transfers or oversized novelty cheques.