Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

Worst haikus ever

84baby's charm,
Brad Arthur's coaching alarm,
Secret love, no harm.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I f**king hated poetry at school.

There once was a fellow named Avenger,
Whose hatred for poems was quite the contender.
He'd grumble and groan,
As rhyme schemes were thrown,
Poetry, to him, was a great offender!

 

[Avenger]

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Smoke on the baldness
A call of “ no try”

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

My encounter with the aliens
Will never be forgotten
I enjoyed the prod and probing
Except when near my bottom

I mind melded with captain zarzo
She was considered merkin
Demoted from her warship
Now making earth crop circles

She could shape shift of anything
So I made a polite request
Could she turn the Penrith Smuggies
into Tigers West

She smiled and sat beside me
She waved her magic frond
I was her and she was me
A strange and magic bond

New found powers so bestowed
I flew the ship to Logan
And further up the Queensland coast
To hunt the Aussie bogan

Upon the coast I doth found
The fisher who killed the croc
So I opened up the bomb bay doors
And Nuked and Hampton Rock

She turned into my old best friend
The one who married the other
I took her back to the day before
And told her that I loved her

In alien language something went wrong
Translation went a missing
I found myself at home at once
The wife serving up a dissing.

 

[Gary Gutful]

My encounter with the aliens
Will never be forgotten
I enjoyed the prod and probing
Except when near my bottom

I mind melded with captain zarzo
She was considered merkin
Demoted from her warship
Now making earth crop circles

She could shape shift of anything
So I made a polite request
Could she turn the Penrith Smuggies
into Tigers West

She smiled and sat beside me
She waved her magic frond
I was her and she was me
A strange and magic bond

New found powers so bestowed
I flew the ship to Logan
And further up the Queensland coast
To hunt the Aussie bogan

Upon the coast I doth found
The fisher who killed the croc
So I opened up the bomb bay doors
And Nuked and Hampton Rock

She turned into my old best friend
The one who married the other
I took her back to the day before
And told her that I loved her

In alien language something went wrong
Translation went a missing
I found myself at home at once
The wife serving up a dissing.

4/10

 

[Twizzle]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/rugby/mutual-end-eddie-jones-rugby-australia-exit-nears-as-letter-revealed/news-story/4675b7ec41013c899b845796ee5e0afa

Rugby is almost dead in this country..

No one cares about this shit show

not true, some people do care, like me

I hope Eddie hangs in there and gets support from Rugby Australia rather than putting the blame on him, they should have a look in the mirror.

He's proved himself in Japan and England and he should be supported in his home country.

I'm not a huge Rugby fan but I do watch it and I'm very patriotic and we could do a lot worse than Eddie.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

4/10

Philistine.

Besides, us members of the poets alliance need to stick together.

 

[Gary Gutful]

He's proved himself in Japan and England and he should be supported in his home country.

He's a whiny little twerp. Makes it very hard for people to support him.

 

[Gary Gutful]

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Philistine.

Besides, us members of the poets alliance need to stick together.

In a poet's club, 'round a table they'd sit,
Gary, Silverdale, Emjaycee, 84 baby, and Gronk, every wit.
Gary was a limerick master, sharp and slick,
Silverdale wrote spooky tales, often with a trick.

Emjaycee played with puns, a linguistic show,
While 84 baby's wisdom made the club's poems glow.
And Gronk? Oh, he'd make everyone laugh and chortle,
Their poet's society was a wild and funny portal!

 

[Gronk]

Does chortle mean puke ?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Does chortle mean puke ?

Yes, but puke doesn't rhyme with portal.

 

[emjaycee]

Gary is correct, or so it may seem,
There are poets in here, and yes we make a team,
However he erred when he named them, by including one name,
Gronk contributes just memes and they're not the same.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You must have missed his fantastic ode to Sara Lee.

 

[Avenger]

4/10

He deserved more than that.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yeah. I was a bit harsh.

 

[Gary Gutful]

My encounter with the aliens
Will never be forgotten
I enjoyed the prod and probing
Except when near my bottom

I mind melded with captain zarzo
She was considered merkin
Demoted from her warship
Now making earth crop circles

She could shape shift of anything
So I made a polite request
Could she turn the Penrith Smuggies
into Tigers West

She smiled and sat beside me
She waved her magic frond
I was her and she was me
A strange and magic bond

New found powers so bestowed
I flew the ship to Logan
And further up the Queensland coast
To hunt the Aussie bogan

Upon the coast I doth found
The fisher who killed the croc
So I opened up the bomb bay doors
And Nuked and Hampton Rock

She turned into my old best friend
The one who married the other
I took her back to the day before
And told her that I loved her

In alien language something went wrong
Translation went a missing
I found myself at home at once
The wife serving up a dissing.

5/10

 

[Gronk]

Gary is correct, or so it may seem,
There are poets in here, and yes we make a team,
However he erred when he named them, by including one name,
Gronk contributes just memes and they're not the same.

In a village, there lived a man named Gronk,
His poetry was met with raucous mock.
Though accused of being a bad with verse
He’s a legend in his own universe.
His fanbase will ensue, and be careful for they might sue
In the meantime, they all chant f**k you !

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

For @Avenger.

This is one of the greatest songs ever written and performed.

And I’m not much into that into hair metal stuff.

Where I live, it’s one of those modern rock songs, poisoning young peoples minds

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

When Twiz sells out to Rupert
The first thing that he sees
Is LU is not very nice
Without the poetry

Gagging, coughing, spitting
Vitriol at league
Club drama and all the bullshit
That us sick fans believe

As CEO and shareholder
Young Twiz decides it’s imminent
The footy site flushed down the loo
Replaced with “ Prose Unlimited”

There is no non rhyming season.