Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Dibs]

Weddings are certainly rorts. Funerals are not much different.

The unsmiling assassins in black will hit the deceased family for 30 or 40 grand easy and without.much to show for it.

My wife is the accountant at a funeral co. and the average funeral price doesn't come close to that

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

My wife is the accountant at a funeral co. and the average funeral price doesn't come close to that

I reckon it might in Vaucluse.

 

[Gronk]

My wife is the accountant at a funeral co. and the average funeral price doesn't come close to that

including a Mediterranean Descendant headstone ?

 

[hindy111]

If luke lewis still has his 5 acres in Orchard hills he could be set for a big pay day to.

 

[Dibs]

including a Mediterranean Descendant headstone ?

Like I'd know I don't f*cking work there and if 2/3 of your funeral cost is taken up by a Mediterranean descendant headstone then I'm in in the wrong f*cking business and come from a line of more practical descendants.

 

[eels81236]

How good is Winx?

Winx 01 number plates ordered. In blue and white. It's an investment. Orchard Hills Smorchard Hills. See you in first class Hindy111.

 

[Gronk]

If luke lewis still has his 5 acres in Orchard hills he could be set for a big pay day to.

Won't someone think of the orchards !

 

[hindy111]

Apparently a rare green frog lives in them. Hey I wonder if its the lizard people?

 

[Joshuatheeel]

How good is Winx?

Winx 01 number plates ordered. In blue and white. It's an investment. Orchard Hills Smorchard Hills. See you in first class Hindy111.

She is a freak!! Wasn't even running in the last 200, walked across the line!! Was toying with them!!

 

[hineyrulz]

She is a freak!! Wasn't even running in the last 200, walked across the line!! Was toying with them!!

It was a barrier trial for her, did it with ease.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

It was a barrier trial for her, did it with ease.

If it was a barrier trial she'd have finished third.

 

[hineyrulz]

If it was a barrier trial she'd have finished third.

lol true, she never wins those.

 

[Gronk]

After the religious terrorism attacks in Nice and Berlin, the bastardly I'm pissed off with the wife/society/universe act de jour seems to be using your car as a weapon.

 

[eels81236]

She is a freak!! Wasn't even running in the last 200, walked across the line!! Was toying with them!!

She walked the whole way. I pray she goes to Ascot next year because I've been given a leave pass.
I'm thinking of putting a pic of her over the top of one of my pics of Stephen Rodger Waugh. I've never been so happy to feel so dirty.

 

[phantom eel]

I'm thinking of putting a pic of her over the top of one of my pics of Stephen Rodger Waugh. I've never been so happy to feel so dirty.

Maybe you could fit them in the same frame... tastefully of course?

 

[hindy111]

The last weekend before footy.
Fire up dikbags

 

[hindy111]

El dicko literally set fire to your scrotum to embark start of season. Little bit of kerosene.

 

[Avenger]

When a mate of mine sent me this video I laughed so hard that I literally lost breath. f**k me how stupid are some people?

People pay thousands to watch this Croatian conman. The world has gone mad but my lord it's hilarious.

 

[Avenger]

More stupid people. At 3:35 is where it's at. Haven't laughed this hard for months.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

How is there a Sharknado 4? And how did The Hoff get back from Space?