Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Haynzy]

I'm sure you already know, but Haynzy is the most decent poster on the Parra forum.
It would be wise of you to follow his leads. I'm also sure you don't need me to tell you that.

Cheers Suitbro,

You’re a bit of a legend yourself mate, I hope you’re well.

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[strider]

f**k yeah! I decided to ignore the advice of experienced homebrewers and follow the instructions on the packet instead. Just didn't want to wait. Already got a second batch going.

Hell yeah!!! ... As if people who know what they're doing know what they're doing

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Haynzy is a f**king jerk.

For all some of us know, Haynzy could be Ivan Milat conducting an elaborate confidence trick.

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

For all some of us know, Haynzy could be Ivan Milat conducting an elaborate confidence trick.

Lucky you were here to warn us. At least we can always trust y.....hey wait a minute!!

 

[Bazal]

Hit 40 batting 7 in a miserable score of 120...spend the rest of the night with your brain telling you it's 100% your fault for the inevitable loss because you're a miserable failure of a captain and you got out.

This mental illness thing is a bit shit sometimes

 

[Bazal]

Can't be me mate, my beard is red as shit

 

[parra pete]

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bed room where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No."Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?”Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear... "No, I Norwegian."

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Hit 40 batting 7 in a miserable score of 120...spend the rest of the night with your brain telling you it's 100% your fault for the inevitable loss because you're a miserable failure of a captain and you got out.

This mental illness thing is a bit shit sometimes

Will your teammates not be able to feed their kids and pay the rent because you got out?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Haha, Eric Bana vs Brad Pitt.... that was never gonna end well for Eric.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

There's something a bit suss about this giant horse...oh well, bring it in anyway...

 

[Bazal]

There's something a bit suss about this giant horse...oh well, bring it in anyway...

Fking Odysseus!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm pretty annoyed that the wine show appears to be finished. Unless my search function is lying.

 

[Eelementary]

Hit 40 batting 7 in a miserable score of 120...spend the rest of the night with your brain telling you it's 100% your fault for the inevitable loss because you're a miserable failure of a captain and you got out.

This mental illness thing is a bit shit sometimes

That sucks, mate.

That's a pretty bloody good effort imo.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Hit 40 batting 7 in a miserable score of 120...spend the rest of the night with your brain telling you it's 100% your fault for the inevitable loss because you're a miserable failure of a captain and you got out.

This mental illness thing is a bit shit sometimes

Keep your head up (obviously easier said then done!!)

You did your best!!

I don't have it, thank god!! But a close family member does and it's a constant battle to keep them well and positive!! Has a massive influence on our day to day lives!

Hope u have a good support network!!

The black dog is real!!

 

[Joshuatheeel]

That's Timmy Mannah after a few hours in the sauna!!

 

[hindy111]

Dont you all understand ffs. We are all part of the never ending story. f**k!!!