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NRL Mafia II

Misanthrope

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Night One

Things were tense in NRL land. Without the leadership of their dour overlord, the players and officials weren't quite sure how to act.

One of them, an angry son of a bitch, decided to vent his frustrations on a little guy with a bad smell about him. The little guy, who was busy pilfering somebody's belongings, might well have fallen foul of the attack had he not been being watched over by another.

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The other big man with a bone to pick was also out and about. Somebody had hoped to get drunk with them, but a goofy idiot had somehow f**ked that up for them. The alcoholic had to drink alone.

Free to go about his murderous business, the big man in blue and white took the head off the first person he came across.

whall15 is dead. He was Ricky Stuart, NRL Aligned Coach and Serial Whinger

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A man with talent to burn found himself a popular target that night, as two of the game's biggest f**k-ups decided to share their 'skills' with him. His plans for the evening were thoroughly ruined by their f**kuperry, and so he went home.

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The guy in orange and black was looking for somebody to hug, but damned if he could find them.

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And so day dawned with a lot of very confused footballers and just a little sadness about the passing of one of the game's former greats.
 

Dutchy

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There's false info/whispers and redirects afoote.

I got a message saying that "Dutchy is EBC Aligned" and I'm guessing journos/moles would have those powers.
 

Drew-Sta

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Ye silly f**kers arrr a boonch of clowns.

Cliffy 'ad a boonch of vodka cruizers 'n 'er possession. Ah suspect she's Dooooooooooooooogan.

The marfia arrrrrgh th' 'bad boiyz of rugby league', which means she is wun of 'em.

Vote Cliffy

Mah goooot tells me SGL is mafia tooooo, from the write up 'n the likelihood he meta'd me like the lil bitch he is.
 

mickyj

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anyone got theories in who all the characters in the write up are?

angry son of a bitch

little guy with a bad smell about him

big man with a bone to pick in blue and white

goofy idiot

man with talent to burn found


two of the game's biggest f**k-ups

guy in orange and black
 

soc123_au

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anyone got theories in who all the characters in the write up are?

angry son of a bitch

little guy with a bad smell about him Sandow maybe or DCE

big man with a bone to pick in blue and white Klemmer

goofy idiot

man with talent to burn found Kurt Gidley :sarcasm:


two of the game's biggest f**k-ups Mitch Pearce & ?

guy in orange and black Some Tigers merkin
 

Slackboy72

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anyone got theories in who all the characters in the write up are?

angry son of a bitch Hodges?

little guy with a bad smell about him Farah ?

big man with a bone to pick in blue and white Klemmer ?

goofy idiot Fittler

man with talent to burn found Carney?

two of the game's biggest f**k-ups Carney?
and Ferguson?
guy in orange and black Farah
 

Drew-Sta

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Ye foooooolz; feckin' vote an' le's ge' on with it. Ah notice Slackshit an' th' l'il bitch SGL 'ave tried to active lurk.
 

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