He was found GUILTY of lying to police though pete.....
I am guilty of that too.
Quite a few times.
Officer wanting to charge me jay walking: Name sir?
Mr Angry: Steven Cheetham
Officer wanting to charge me jay walking: Address?
Mr Angry: Just moved here from Perth, The regent hotel
Officer wanting to charge me jay walking: I will give a warning this time
Mr Angry: Thanks mate
Three great lies.
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Officer trying to get me for smoking a jay in a nightclub: Where is the stuff?
Mr Angry: What stuff?
Officer trying to get me for smoking a jay in a nightclub: You know what I am talking about!
Mr Angry: (sluring words) Na mate what you on about?
Officer trying to get me for smoking a jay in a nightclub: Empty your pockets
Mr Angry: Empties pockets
Officer trying to get me for smoking a jay in a nightclub: Have you finished it all
Mr Angry: Yeah dude it's all gone
Officer trying to get me for smoking a jay in a nightclub: Don't be so stupid next time.
Mr Angry: Ok fella no worries (Police drive off Mr Angry stokes up)
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Shot me now.