O.T. Oscar Petorias is not going to represent SA at shooting

[gUt]

So that's how youse get your kicks.

 

[Quigs]

So that's how youse get your kicks.

Us sharkies have soles gUt. If you sprinted into any other Curtis's forums you would of been punted straight away

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Yeah great Cools, then I would always be known as a real heel then.

If the shoe fits......

 

[Quigs]

If the shoe fits......

Look Gunna, it's just not cricket remember

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Look Gunna, it's just not cricket remember

Trying to get some runs on the board I see

 

[Frenzy.]

A recent pyschological evaluation performed on Oscar P has shown he may not be the killer. It has been revealed that Oscar would be very unlikely to shoot someone as he is far more skilled in using blades. There were several unused blades found in a footlocker near OPs bed. This news has knocked the socks off the prosecutions case and when questioned by reporters the lead prosecutor simple waved his hand and said "go away, shoo!"

 

[2012....Sharks Year]

A recent pyschological evaluation performed on Oscar P has shown he may not be the killer. It has been revealed that Oscar would be very unlikely to shoot someone as he is far more skilled in using blades. There were several unused blades found in a footlocker near OPs bed. This news has knocked the socks off the prosecutions case and when questioned by reporters the lead prosecutor simple waved his hand and said "go away, shoo!"

f**k .....thats so ordinary its actually funny. I feel this thread is starting to run out of legs.

 

[carcharias]

I heard he would only use titanium blades.

He didn't want to leave a carbon footprint.

 

[Fitzy2513]

Surely Oscar Pretouris hasn't been the first bloke to wake up on valentines day legless after shooting a load into his girl friends face after imagining she was someone else.

 

[coolumsharkie]

Bwaaaahahahahahaha FMD. Channel Nein's doing a Sunday special on it and calling it.....

Wait for it...










Blade Runner !!

 

[Ausguy]

edit

Someone above already posted what i did... funny thread

 

[Aragorn]

some of these cheap shots are getting pretty low guys.

lets keep it above the knees.

cheers

 

[Nullajet]

how much longer can this shindig go on for guys?? seriously.

 

[Aragorn]

how much longer can this shindig go on for guys?? seriously.

as long as it takes.

about knee height to be exact. :lol:

 

[Didgi]

Anyone else get the feeling Oscar's telling a bit of a fibia?


That's all I've got, I'm out... you guys are too good.

 

[Aragorn]

like Didgi, i'm feeling a little stumped also.

i think Oscar needs to get on his knees and ask the judge for forgiveness.

and if he doesnt want to, then confiscate those protestic legs so he doesnt have a choice.

 

[Quigs]

Oscar got bail. How crook is that. Apparently he just crawled to the judge.

 

[gunnamatta bay]

He could be a flight risk

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Oscar got bail. How crook is that. Apparently he just crawled to the judge.

He was on his hands and knees begging to be granted bail

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Bwaaaahahahahahaha FMD. Channel Nein's doing a Sunday special on it and calling it.....

Wait for it...










Blade Runner !!

the directors cut?