O.T. Oscar Petorias is not going to represent SA at shooting

[Ausguy]

the directors cut?

Actually

"my lover, my killer"

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Lets hope he doesn't skip

 

[Aragorn]

I cant believe his jail time was cut short & he gets to walk away a free man. Amazing. I guess they dont call him the blade runner for nothing. Will be interesting to see what he does next. shooting range anyone?

 

[Surely]

So neil made bail.

Did anyone listen to the bail judge dribble on, painful.

 

[Frenzy.]

Is it true that Reeva had bought some hot new G Strings for Valentine's Day but Oscar got pissed off when she shouted from the bathroom, "Hey Oscar, I have some new thongs for you."?

 

[Eion]

Yeah thongs would be a problem for the blades. Could probably cater to a maseur sandal though.

 

[Ausguy]

Is it true that Reeva had bought some hot new G Strings for Valentine's Day but Oscar got pissed off when she shouted from the bathroom, "Hey Oscar, I have some new thongs for you."?

:lol:

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Is it true that Reeva had bought some hot new G Strings for Valentine's Day but Oscar got pissed off when she shouted from the bathroom, "Hey Oscar, I have some new thongs for you."?

Talk about below the belt

 

[Aragorn]

Is it true that Reeva had bought some hot new G Strings for Valentine's Day but Oscar got pissed off when she shouted from the bathroom, "Hey Oscar, I have some new thongs for you."?

unlikely. I would have liked to see her in a G though.

Given she's blonde, a more likely scenario would have been her buying a pair of Nike Air Jordon shoes and Oscar getting pissed off when she shouted from the bathroom "Hey Oscar, I have some new shoes for you. lets go play b-ball 1on1!".

Oscar thinking" blonde has to go....." :crazy::sarcasm::shock:

 

[coolumsharkie]

unlikely. I would have liked to see her in a G though.

Given she's blonde, a more likely scenario would have been her buying a pair of Nike Air Jordon shoes and Oscar getting pissed off when she shouted from the bathroom "Hey Oscar, I have some new shoes for you. lets go play b-ball 1on1!".

Oscar thinking" blonde has to go....." :crazy::sarcasm::shock:

We probably all deserve the baaad karma from making fun of this story...

But....

 

[Frenzy.]

It's not a great leap to assume the puns would get worse. Some are becoming fair dinkum lame. That's no reason to put the slipper in though.

 

[Aragorn]

Yeah, I think this thread has now run its course. I'll wait until Oscar skips bail before I start pointing my finger at his legs again.

as keyser soze famously once said "and in a flash - he was gone......."

adios muchachos.

 

[Aragorn]

fmd. excuse the pun, but this killing thing seems to run in the family.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/pistorius-brother-charged-over-fatal-crash-20130224-2ezgp.html

 

[Frenzy.]

fmd. excuse the pun, but this killing thing seems to run in the family.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/pistorius-brother-charged-over-fatal-crash-20130224-2ezgp.html

Don't you ever say that again in here :lol:

 

[Quigs]

Did Oscar and the bride have any kids. I hope not because it would be really hard on the offsprings

(thanks PP78)

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Lots of controversy about the Oscar awards

 

[Aragorn]

Lots of controversy about the Oscar awards

like they say in hollywood - "break a leg"

i know, these jokes are getting lame ;-)

 

[gunnamatta bay]

like they say in hollywood - "break a leg"
)

Stellar cast?

 

[Ausguy]

im gonna go out on a limb here and say he might just get off

 

[Quigs]

This just gets wierder by the bloody minute.

Youse know how that bloke with springs is alleged to of accidently killed his missus by accidently shooting her four times... right.

Then it comes out that his bro is up for murder for another alleged offence... right

Then we are told that the chief plod is being charged with attempted murder on 7 or 8 counts.... you are keeping up I hope.

Well blow me down this is just hitting the press

THE magistrate who granted bail to Oscar Pistorius says he is related to a woman suspected of killing her two children and then committing suicide last weekend.


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