OT: The official "Put Sh!t on Ricky HERE" thread

[hineyrulz]

Whats the bet an untalented 2nd rower will get the gig with hands like feet and no ball playing skills whatsoever??? He'll probably tell him that he is naturally a 5/8????

 

[Gary Gutful]

I wonder how big the overhead projector for the eliminations will be?

Make no mistake, it will be f**ken big.

We should also keep an "in regards to" total. I reckon there may even be a couple of times where he uses it twice in the one sentence.

 

[Twizzle]

Should be a good cure for insomnia.

 

[Bigfella]

The halfbacks will all go first

Nine backrowers will contest the final

 

[T.S Quint]

Sounds shit.

"We want to find a Rugby League player so let's put them through tests including boxing, paintball and public speaking."

If all the challenges were League-based and Ricky Stuart wasn't the star then I may have given it a go.

 

[Chipmunk]

lol - never look a good cap evasion technique in the mouth

Any club would be silly not to take a player who is exempt from the salary cap. If we're not interested then we're just stupid

 

[the_apostle21]

"Executive producer Mike Gencher told us the former Test and NSW Origin mentor was head-hunted for the role because of his footballing pedigree"

What pedigree?? When will people learn...

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The player will be on $75k - that's a second tier contract and thus exempt from the cap.

I wonder what types of players will apply and make the final cut. I'm guessing it will be mostly ex-NYC or ex-second tier players looking for another shot. I wonder if Jaedynn Tongarockasamoa will apply? Could have been anything, that kid.

 

[Bigfella]

More like his rugby league media whore pedigree

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He played for and coached Australia and New Zealand. Also won premierships as player and coach.

#pedigree

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Sounds shit.

"We want to find a Rugby League player so let's put them through tests including boxing, paintball and public speaking."

.

I was about to pack into a scrum once, and one of our second rowers who considered himself a bit of a toastmaster, said calmly "Come on fellows, talking is the essence of winning". Neither pack could actually stop laughing for about 2 minutes. I think we ended out winning.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I was about to pack into a scrum once, and one of our second rowers who considered himself a bit of a toastmaster, said calmly "Come on fellows, talking is the essence of winning". Neither pack could actually stop laughing for about 2 minutes. I think we ended out winning.

Admit it Speedwagon, that never happened.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Admit it Speedwagon, that never happened.

Oh it did, though we might have lost, and I might have been playing halfback instead of hooker. And he might have said 'fellas' rather than 'fellows', and maybe it wasn't quite a 2 minute delay, but it f**kin funny at the time. It was 1988...so the specifics are a bit vague.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Oh it did, though we might have lost, and I might have been playing halfback instead of hooker. And he might have said 'fellas' rather than 'fellows', and maybe it wasn't quite a 2 minute delay, but it f**kin funny at the time. It was 1988...so the specifics are a bit vague.

I was too busy listening to Simply Red in 1988.

#IfYouDontKnowMeByKnowYouCantGetf**ked

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I was too busy listening to Simply Red in 1988.

#IfYouDontKnowMeByKnowYouCantGetf**ked

I preferred the David Brent version of that song.....for a laugh/vomit.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I took a job 9 months ago with a Government Owned Corporation after many years in the private sector. I didn't think that people like David Brent actually existed. How f**king wrong I was.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

ANZAC Day is as good a day as any to remember that many of today's ADF officers (and some non-officers) are just public servants in uniform.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I took a job 9 months ago with a Government Owned Corporation after many years in the private sector. I didn't think that people like David Brent actually existed. How f**king wrong I was.

Yep. They not only survive quite well in some public sector areas and in some parts of academia, they are sometimes effectively promoted to get them away from the people that they are currently driving crazy. In much of the private sector, they would just be fired. I've spent a good part of 3 of the last 4 years getting rid of one such f**khead and trying to put a firewall around him while he still worked with me.

 

[Sheep dog]

Thank Buddha we don't have him. Worse loser than us.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Lol Raiders are getting spanked.