Parramatta's greatest wooden spoon team ever.

[lingard]

Selecting individual players from different years, and attempting to assemble them into one composite team that could take out the wooden spoon, is never easy. There are always questions. Would they accidently gel as a team? Would one or two of the players form some sort of random combination that could lead to them winning the odd game here and there? Would Billy Rogers get a run - and if he did, how would he play? (In the end, I just had to have him on the bench, since no player in our history has ever been as committed to that position as he was.)
So here is my side:

1. Will Smith
2. Jacob Loko
3. Ben Roberts
4. Robert Muchmore
5. Wise Kativerata
6. Albert Kelly
7. Kris Keating (Captain)
8. Justin Poore
9. Jeff Fenech
10. Pat O'Doherty
11. Danny Sullivan
12. Josh Cordoba
13. Henry Perenara
14. Paul Kent
15. Carl Webb
16. Brendan Oak
17. Billy Rogers.

Coach: Stephen Kearney

If they could remain injury-free, and stick to the coach's game-plans, I think this team would be a shoe-in for the wooden spoon in just about any era.

 

[Suitman]

Haha.

100 pages.

 

[Gronk]

Danny Sullivan should be deleted. Like Dave Woods, he could have played origin if not for crook knees.

 

[Parra]

Harsh on Kris Keating. Also, by picking him there you have denied Tulsen Tollett his spot on the team.

 

[Gronk]

Honourable mentions:

Peter Peters
Gavan Canatach

 

[crocodile]

Harsh on Kris Keating. Also, by picking him there you have denied Tulsen Tollett his spot on the team.

f*ck ya, beat me to it.

 

[Eelementary]

1. Ronald Prince
2. Brett Anderson
3. Junior Langi
4. Taniela Lasalo
5. Wise Kativerata
6. Ben Roberts
7. Casey McGuire
8. Corey Pearson
9. ShayneDunley
10. Chris Armit
11. Weller Hauraki
12. Josh Cordoba
13. Billy Rodgers

14. Will Smith
15. Justin Tsoulos
16. Kylie Leuluai
17. Matt Ryan

 

[Incorrect]

Danny Sullivan should be deleted. Like Dave Woods, he could have played origin if not for crook knees.

Jeeeesus, hang on...

You're saying a bloke who played literally a half a dozen first grade games was going to be an Origin rep... How long is that bow you're drawing. Take the blue and gold glasses off dude...

I get the feeling you're basing your comment off other people's hearsay... Did you actually see the guy play?

 

[Gronk]

Jeeeesus, hang on...

You're saying a bloke who played literally a half a dozen first grade games was going to be an Origin rep... How long is that bow you're drawing. Take the blue and gold glasses off dude...

I get the feeling you're basing your comment off other people's hearsay... Did you actually see the guy play?

Of course I did.

 

[Incorrect]

Of course I did.

Where and when?

 

[Gronk]

Where and when?

Danny Sullivan was a gun junior. Westfields high. Mad ranga prop. Played 2001 early rounds 4/5 games. Mad merkin. Knees f**ked him over. Played again in the semis that year. He was then injured for 2002 and 2003. Injuries killed a promising career. To have him in the dud list is wrong.

https://forums.leagueunlimited.com/threads/danny-sullivan.324668/

 

[blue bags]

9. Jeff Fenech is a great sportsman

 

[parrathruandthru]

Jeeeesus, hang on...

You're saying a bloke who played literally a half a dozen first grade games was going to be an Origin rep... How long is that bow you're drawing. Take the blue and gold glasses off dude...

I get the feeling you're basing your comment off other people's hearsay... Did you actually see the guy play?

Danny could have been anything sad tale

 

[jason taylor]

Surely Chris Thorman would be the halfback. I’ll never forget being in the stands and watching his 50 metre field goal attempt against the Storm that ultimately cost us the game.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Surely Chris Thorman would be the halfback. I’ll never forget being in the stands and watching his 50 metre field goal attempt against the Storm that ultimately cost us the game.

Did he make it?

 

[eel01s]

Billy Greentree has to be there

 

[The Quest For Glory]

No room for Greg Drake?

 

[Avenger]

Not enough Chris Sandow

 

[Gronk]

Not enough Chris Sandow

Steve Witt vs Chris Sandow ? Witt much worse.

 

[Avenger]

Steve Witt vs Chris Sandow ? Witt much worse.

Steve never played first grade at NRL level.

not with us anyway