Every player in the NRL has that feeling
Indeed pick me pick me please please pick me.
They could have at least come up with this as a presser:
"A warm welcome to the media and the fans and we have a great announcement for you today.
As the astute posters in the forum have deduced I have bided my time and waited to get the best possible player I can.
I am happy to announce we have signed a hard nosed and well credentialed 1st grade NRL player who will walk straight into our 1st grade team.
Everyone knows we have been doing it tough without JDB and at our club JDB is pretty much irreplaceable but we are happy to advise our new player goes a long, long, long way to filling that void.
Please join with me and welcome Patrick Kaufisi who whilst being a member of the Storm played a career inspiring 3 games and when you add that to his other 22 games 1st grade games he has played over the last 5 years, you will all agree this signing was well worth waiting for. The bonus is he is also good bloke, a quality human being who is not only keen but willing to play 1st grade.
Sorry folks just a minute
Yes, Paul what's that your saying
Felise, Basil, Felise
No Paul we signed Patrick remember Felise said "tell that bald headed muppet to go f**k himself."
Yes Basil I know that but don't tell everyone else that, just pretend its Felise and say he wants me to help him with his career.
Of course Paul just like I pretend your Craig and we are going to win a premiership.
Ok everyone sorry for that little interlude
As I was saying I signed the best player I could given the circumstances and the simple fact is we were bloody lucky to get Patrick as he was the only one that didn't recognise our voices and instantly hang up.