Petty things that give you the shits…

[Special K]

Foursomes are way easier than threesomes.
You only have to entertain one at a time.
In threesomes you work double time.

Had a look for you last night but I assumed working. You didn’t miss much. FMD.

 

[bad boy bubby]

Vent, my friend. Stuff the tryhards.

I give them one piece of advice.
Get your cock sucked, do not suck cocks. Even when you are promised that your cock will be sucked if you suck a cock, don't do it.
It's easy for some, not so easy for others.
I never sucked a cock, that's why they always want to suck mine. Go figure.

 

[bad boy bubby]

Had a look for you last night but I assumed working. You didn’t miss much. FMD.

Thursday Goons game mate. Lets book it in.

 

[Feej 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Idiots complaint that they're been ripped off playing rock ' n 'roll. Hello????

Ummmm, that's the whole industry and how it's been for over 40 years. Must be younglings.

 

[roboshark]

The hard plastic that certian places put their products in. You know the ones where U need scissors galore to cut it a mattock to prize it open. Then the plastic cuts your finger

I don't even think it's plastic. It's like soft glass!!

 

[Chimp]

The hard plastic that certian places put their products in. You know the ones where U need scissors galore to cut it a mattock to prize it open. Then the plastic cuts your finger

I don't even think it's plastic. It's like soft glass!!

That’s a very good one! I’ll add the sachets that some cafes use for sauces - the ones that aren’t perforated and easy to open, where you end up having to try rip it open with your teeth, and then inevitably get the contents of said sachet everywhere!

 

[gregstar]

F*cktards that troll other forums.

I f*cking hate those jizzgarglers!

 

[Frenzy.]

The hard plastic that certian places put their products in. You know the ones where U need scissors galore to cut it a mattock to prize it open. Then the plastic cuts your finger

I don't even think it's plastic. It's like soft glass!!

I hear ya. Had a few cuts from that shit. It's usually packets of razors for me.

 

[Ozzi_78]

I hear ya. Had a few cuts from that shit. It's usually packets of razors for me.

Baby bottle cleaners.

 

[Frenzy.]

F*cktards that troll other forums.

I f*cking hate those jizzgarglers!

Wot choo doin 'ere knuckle?

Lost ya mojo?

He was last seen on page 20

 

[roboshark]

I hear ya. Had a few cuts from that shit. It's usually packets of razors for me.

Yep that's the stuff

 

[R-15-3]

f**k banning plastic bags, greenies can do some actual good by banning that sharp ass plastic

 

[Ozzi_78]

Woolies getting rid of 15c plastic bags in name of the environment so they can sell paper bags for 25c!!!!! f**k off

 

[Birdee_Num_Num]

Woolies getting rid of 15c plastic bags in name of the environment so they can sell paper bags for 25c!!!!! f**k off

when they wrap all their quick take fresh produce in layers of f**king plastic.. con

 

[Chimp]

I’m going to add customer services from big businesses too.
When you try and deal with things by phone, going through the automated lines, the voice recognition one’s don’t recognise what you’re saying, then you queue forever, and eventually get cut off - it’s impossible to speak to anyone.
So, you then try and use their online chat function - get the robot responses to start with, type out your complaint, then essentially you’re back in a queue waiting for someone to reply, but it takes that long to get a reply, the browser shuts down the chat box and you’ve gotta log back in and start the whole process again…
You can never just speak to someone and get shit sorted anymore!

 

[Feej 2: Electric Boogaloo]

I’m going to add customer services from big businesses too.
When you try and deal with things by phone, going through the automated lines, the voice recognition one’s don’t recognise what you’re saying, then you queue forever, and eventually get cut off - it’s impossible to speak to anyone.
So, you then try and use their online chat function - get the robot responses to start with, type out your complaint, then essentially you’re back in a queue waiting for someone to reply, but it takes that long to get a reply, the browser shuts down the chat box and you’ve gotta log back in and start the whole process again…
You can never just speak to someone and get shit sorted anymore!

It's all by design. You give up, and they don't have to do anything, no matter how shitty their product/service is. That's capitalism for ya.

 

[shadowboxer]

15 years ago I walked away from small business and went to work for someone else. Sad day but better for it. The big boys take out the little guys and we just keep rolling on.
Don’t look back is my motto - just move on forward.

 

[sladden road]

I give them one piece of advice.
Get your cock sucked, do not suck cocks. Even when you are promised that your cock will be sucked if you suck a cock, don't do it.
It's easy for some, not so easy for others.
I never sucked a cock, that's why they always want to suck mine. Go figure.

Oh Bubby..you are on fire sir.

 

[sladden road]

The reserve bank.
(Mods please move to Qantas thread).

 

[Quigs]

And what the furhuck is wrong with the Qantas thread.