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Petty things that give you the shits…

Frenzy.

Immortal
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48,465
The MRC and judiciary.

Penalising, sin binning, sending off, sanctioning players for accidents.

This hip drop thing is a bit of a farce
 

Special K

Coach
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19,248
I hate having to wipe my arse after a shit. It is 2023 how have we not evolved. Japanese tech yeah, yeah been there done that. But lets fix the real issues here. How can I eat chilli and not have to spend 47 minutes the next day sorting out everything. Give me a pill. Or a vaccine. I'm in. Poo free since 2k23
 

Special K

Coach
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19,248
(she/her)
(he/him)
(them/they)
(it/that)
(either/neither)

.....and whatever other iterations of that shit are about.
Yeah this one gets me. Gay, straight, ladyboy whatever all good nothing but love live ya life. Tell me your name I'll call you that. Once in a while I'll say mate regardless of gender. Don't make me call you a them. What the f**k is a them
 

coolumsharkie

Referee
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26,694
(she/her)
(he/him)
(them/they)
(it/that)
(either/neither)

.....and whatever other iterations of that shit are about.

List Of Gender Pronouns​

Unfortunately, we can’t provide an exhaustive list of all pronouns, as people come up with new pronouns all the time. Here is an incomplete list of some of the most commonly used gender pronouns today:


SubjectObjectPossessive DeterminerPossessive PronounReflexive
cecircircirscirself
cococoscoscoself
cycyrcyrcyrscyrself
eyemeireirsemself
hehimhishishimself
heyhemheirheirshemself
nenemnirnirsnemself
quiquemquisquisquemself
sheherherhersherself
siehirhirhirshirself
teytemteirteirstemself
theythemtheirtheirsthemself
xexemxyrxyrsxemself
xiehirhirhirshirself
yoyoyosyosyoself
zezirzirzirszirself
vevisverververself

Hilarious but also WTF huh and oh ok douche bag.
 
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14,302
People who are walking looking at their phones, especially when they are crossing the road!
Car drivers are fined, and lose points, if they are driving with a phone in their hand. I honestly think the same should apply to anyone who walks across a road whilst looking at their phone.
 

Frenzy.

Immortal
Messages
48,465
Yeah this one gets me. Gay, straight, ladyboy whatever all good nothing but love live ya life. Tell me your name I'll call you that. Once in a while I'll say mate regardless of gender. Don't make me call you a them. What the f**k is a them
00110110010100011001/00110110100101100
 

carinashark

First Grade
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5,398
Every caller of the game. Leave out the stats ie. The last time they played the Sharks on a Sunday, in fine weather with the half back out they scored no more than 6 points per half.
Then there is all other crap they have on the computer screen in front of them about each individual player. It’s boring.
But what I really like is when the caller or expert is ‘engaged’ but the team he favours is loosing and continues from bad to worse. Dollars will change hands.
 

Frenzy.

Immortal
Messages
48,465

List Of Gender Pronouns​

Unfortunately, we can’t provide an exhaustive list of all pronouns, as people come up with new pronouns all the time. Here is an incomplete list of some of the most commonly used gender pronouns today:


SubjectObjectPossessive DeterminerPossessive PronounReflexive
cecircircirscirself
cococoscoscoself
cycyrcyrcyrscyrself
eyemeireirsemself
hehimhishishimself
heyhemheirheirshemself
nenemnirnirsnemself
quiquemquisquisquemself
sheherherhersherself
siehirhirhirshirself
teytemteirteirstemself
theythemtheirtheirsthemself
xexemxyrxyrsxemself
xiehirhirhirshirself
yoyoyosyosyoself
zezirzirzirszirself
vevisverververself

Hilarious but also WTF huh and oh ok douche bag.

Cools I love ya man but today.................I HATE YOU
 

Frenzy.

Immortal
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48,465
Every caller of the game. Leave out the stats ie. The last time they played the Sharks on a Sunday, in fine weather with the half back out they scored no more than 6 points per half.
Then there is all other crap they have on the computer screen in front of them about each individual player. It’s boring.
But what I really like is when the caller or expert is ‘engaged’ but the team he favours is loosing and continues from bad to worse. Dollars will change hands.

Add to this the way they try and ingratiate themselves to the players and make out they are buddy, buddy. Ray Warren started this shit with his Steve, passes to Bob who gets it onto Graham who kicks for Darcy to chase through and score. Now they all do this first name calling shit. Fekking try hards
 

Mojo

Bench
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3,416
Cameron Smith.
Commentators saying certain players are near perfect, despite the fact that they make numerous errors (e.g.; Cam Smith, Ben Hunt …)
Excess of Jaydens.
Fifitas everywhere.
Everything about Reece Walsh - but especially his bullshit ego.
Virtue signalling for anything and everything.
Men with beards, wearing a dress and expecting me to: (i) notice, (ii) not notice, (iii) give a rats arse.
Anyone wanting attention to their favourite 'ism' and expecting me to: (i) notice, (ii) not notice, (iii) give a rats arse.
People who dont pick-up their dog's shit.
People who bag their dog's shit and leave the bag containing the shit lying around rather than binning it.
Shared pathways.
Pushbike riders getting the shits when they almost (or do, in fact) run over a pedestrian on shared pathways.
Endless pissy rule changes in NRL that have radically softened the game for no logical reason, which has encouraged taking-a-dive in a sport that used to deplore such a thing.
Watching replays in slow motion. The game isn't played in slow motion.
A million fkn referees making decisions. It's a cop-out and it often results in incorrect decisions. Go back to one ref on the field, no captain‘s challenge, no bunker. We can yell abuse at the ref if we need to.
60 year old music over the (too loud) PA at suburban grounds, with wankers often shouting indecipherable nonsense over the top.
Watered-down beer at the game. Everything, including tickets to attend, being ridiculously overpriced, just because they can.
People being insulting and arguing about non-issues or semantics in on-line forums.
Opinionated ignoramuses everywhere.
Arseholes in abundance.
The argument that 'everybody does it so you should get over it'.
People saying 'why dont you just do ....?'
Gus Gould.
Matty Johns' fake laugh and physical gestures feigning rugby league panache.
Fletch and Hindy's boof-headed attempts at humour.
Imbeciles who raise their voices to compensate for their ignorance.
Being defaulted to sexist status if I don't give a shit about women's cricket and women's rugby league - or women's sport in general.
Deliberate, or just plain stupid, use of statistics to 'prove' a point, when the same stats actually prove the opposite.

I'll have to stop myself. I think I'll write a book on this subject instead. (I'm old and clouds shit me too, so don't bother)
 
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Stake Removed

First Grade
Messages
9,874
How the commentary go on about wingers or props shouldn't make refs challenge.

Having multiple captain's, so what happened to just one captain.

How the commentary will dribble on about magic round.

How they love to lay the boot into to certain clubs while others protected species.

Each game the hip drop tackle for example is treated differently.

Match review committee not consistent
 

Frenzy.

Immortal
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I hate having to wipe my arse after a shit. It is 2023 how have we not evolved. Japanese tech yeah, yeah been there done that. But lets fix the real issues here. How can I eat chilli and not have to spend 47 minutes the next day sorting out everything. Give me a pill. Or a vaccine. I'm in. Poo free since 2k23
This reminded me of single sheet or continuous roll toilet paper. Always jammed in too tight to the dispenser. Thin, weak and fraught with danger. Especially challenging if you've gone to work after a curry or a chilli. You need like 2874 single sheets
 

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