Petty things that give you the shits…

[Cheese sandwich]

Idiots at gigs yelling out for the artist to do a shoe-ie….. embarrassing

Add - idiots at comedy shows trying to bantz the comedian and American golf crowds yelling get in the hole or yabbadabbadoo

 

[Cheese sandwich]

My favourite thread this

 

[DJDL]

Cameron Smith.
Commentators saying certain players are near perfect, despite the fact that they make numerous errors (e.g.; Cam Smith, Ben Hunt …)
Excess of Jaydens.
Fifitas everywhere.
Everything about Reece Walsh - but especially his bullshit ego.
Virtue signalling for anything and everything.
Men with beards, wearing a dress and expecting me to: (i) notice, (ii) not notice, (iii) give a rats arse.
Anyone wanting attention to their favourite 'ism' and expecting me to: (i) notice, (ii) not notice, (iii) give a rats arse.
People who dont pick-up their dog's shit.
People who bag their dog's shit and leave the bag containing the shit lying around rather than binning it.
Shared pathways.
Pushbike riders getting the shits when they almost (or do, in fact) run over a pedestrian on shared pathways.
Endless pissy rule changes in NRL that have radically softened the game for no logical reason, which has encouraged taking-a-dive in a sport that used to deplore such a thing.
Watching replays in slow motion. The game isn't played in slow motion.
A million fkn referees making decisions. It's a cop-out and it often results in incorrect decisions. Go back to one ref on the field, no captains challenge, no bunker. We can yell abuse at the ref if we need to.
60 year old music over the (too loud) PA at suburban grounds, with wankers often shouting indecipherable nonsense over the top.
Watered-down beer at the game. Everything, including tickets to attend, being ridiculously overpriced, just because they can.
People being insulting and arguing about non-issues or semantics in on-line forums.
Opinionated ignoramuses everywhere.
Arseholes in abundance.
The argument that 'everybody does it so you should get over it'.
People saying 'why dont you just do ....?'
Gus Gould.
Matty Johns' fake laugh and physical gestures feigning rugby league panache.
Fletch and Hindy's boof-headed attempts at humour.
Imbeciles who raise their voices to compensate for their ignorance.
Being defaulted to sexist status if I don't give a shit about women's cricket and women's rugby league - or women's sport in general.
Deliberate, or just plain stupid, use of statistics to 'prove' a point, when the same stats actually prove the opposite.

I'll have to stop myself. I think I'll write a book on this subject instead. (I'm old and clouds shit me too, so don't bother)

Best post ever on this forum by a non-Sharks fan.

 

[DJDL]

Commercial radio but more specifically the morning crews. Yet another contributor to how dumb society has become. On par with shows like MAFS etc

Pharquing morning crews. Two dudes and a chick reading scripted humour, approved by the legal dept and marketing team, to raucous fake laughter.

Give me Lawsie any day.

 

[sladden road]

Losing to the Cowboys, at home, 2022 Finals.
Wade doing his ACL against the Chooks 2018. We were right in the comp that’s year .
Losing to the merge 1999 finals.
78 replay.
7 tackle try’s .

merkins who drive at 30 kms

When all the sets close out .

pubs not having super crisp on tap.

instagram influencers.

working for dumb merkins

the broncos

 

[Quicksilver]

Our club sacking John

 

[Frenzy.]

My favourite thread this

This will take over the QANTAS thread.

BTW I hate QANTAS threads and any political threads

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Sportsbet ads

 

[Quigs]

May God well save the QANTAS Thread because nothing will save the 'Petty things that give you the shits' thread .

And BTW get a dirty dead dogs dick up yuh.

 

[Frenzy.]

Monte Carlos

 

[shadowboxer]

The Boomer Karen at Shelly Beach cafe Sunday morning blowing up deluxe having to pay 15% surcharge for a coffee and newspaper.
C’mon - Jesus was way cool.

 

[Stake Removed]

ClIck bait, origin star signs for new club, he played one game.

All this wokeness movies I love being cut to bits.

Everyone offended by everything

 

[Mojo]

Best post ever on this forum by a non-Sharks fan.

I stopped before including the Sharks and Lawsie. I‘m a lifelong Dragons supporter, so I’ve been manic for the last 13 years. It’s been like suffering rugby league diabetes with a delayed insulin shot about once every two months.

This thread has, however, heightened my self-awareness. I have realised I will only ever be happy again if I lock myself into a darkened, silent room.

 

[Ozzi_78]

Our club sacking John

People thinking we sacked him.

 

[Ozzi_78]

People not knowing the difference between lose and loose.

It makes me loose my mind.

 

[shadowboxer]

People thinking we sacked him.

John Lang or the other guy

 

[Mojo]

Guys riding excessively loud Harleys with super fat rear tyres.

 

[Mojo]

Or

People not knowing the difference between lose and loose.

It makes me loose my mind.

Or infer and imply.

 

[Frenzy.]

When he is = his and his = he's

 

[bad boy bubby]

Should have or Should've not should of