Petty things that give you the shits…

[Frenzy.]

Spirit fingers.

 

[Mojo]

Matt Nable's promos.

Matt Nable's head

 

[Mojo]

You should try living in Thailand. There’s clearly no noise restrictions here.

You get guys riding around in pickup trucks with a PA system in the back large enough to use at your average festival absolutely pumping tunes out.

Likewise temples during festival time (and there’s a festival just about every second week) playing music loud enough to be heard from 2-3km away, like it’s your next door neighbour with his stereo cranked, till well after midnight.
I’ve even woken at 4:00 and they’re still going.

People who unknowingly derail my travel plans.

 

[Mojo]

Flies

accidentally swallowing a fly

 

[taipan]

Next door neighbour who knows I've been following the heart breakers since the Vietnam war, have a car sticker, wear cap and jacket and continually asked. "You on your way to the Shark's game?"
Winner of the Captain Obvious award.

 

[Quigs]

Cousins that visit and don't know when it is time to go home.

 

[bluefox68]

Mojo - you’ve really found your mojo on this thread!

 

[bluefox68]

Rabbitohs fans

 

[shadowboxer]

Do gooder church people who criticise everyone about everything, but turn a blind eye to their own peoples wrong doing.

 

[shadowboxer]

Office social committee members suck holes who get on the diversity council at work and hand out rainbow coloured arm bands, lanyards etc at work….. and the same people would disown their kids if they had the balls to admit they were diverse themselves.

 

[Mojo]

Mojo - you’ve really found your mojo on this thread!

The humour of misfortune and trivia appeals to me. If anyone is interested I recommend Google "Lead Balloon"

 

[Frenzy.]

Do gooder church people who criticise everyone about everything, but turn a blind eye to their own peoples wrong doing.

Pedophiles

 

[Chimp]

are you going to tell us?

He’s started doing this weird stretching/swinging of his jaw. Like he opens his mouth really wide and circles his jaw at the same time and then pulses his mouth open and shut….. keep thinking to myself ‘alright Joey, we know you had a bad jaw injury, you don’t need to keep going on about it ya big sexy bastard’

 

[Frenzy.]

Office social committee members suck holes who get on the diversity council at work and hand out rainbow coloured arm bands, lanyards etc at work….. and the same people would disown their kids if they had the balls to admit they were diverse themselves.

OMG this strikes a chord. I had to sit through an in-service about weirdos just before Pride Day. My boss popped into office after to tell me what a load of shit that was.

Nekk day, same boss comes in to have a word because someone complained I wasn't wearing the Pride lanyard I was given to wear on Pride day. I claimed I was wearing it. As a jock strap.

True story

 

[Mojo]

Sovereign Nations fist pumpers.
Flat earthers (the only thing they fear is sphere itself).
Jewellery made out of painted pasta at country markets.

 

[Chimp]

I’m going to add Braith Anasta and Cooper Cronks weird ‘oh you’re looking so good Cooper’, ‘no, you’re looking so good Braith’ banter every week on NRL360. We get it, you’re mates, and you’ve got some ‘in joke’, but you’re also a pair of merkins, and we’re only here because there’s no other NRL show on - get on with talking about the game.

To be fair, I could probably just add Braith (and the whole 360/Matty Johns’ crew) to this list.

 

[Frenzy.]

DEEfence

When did our game become Americanised to the point of having to emphasise the "de" in defence.

Commentators misdiagnosing injuries. Especially Dan Ginnane who will call turf toe on a fractured cheek he's such a dolt.

 

[Mojo]

The NRA.
Tradies with V8 utes and two bull terriers.
Astrologers who have American Indian spirit guides.

 

[Frenzy.]

Being told how I have to feel about issues. GGF

 

[Mojo]

DEEfence

When did our game become Americanised to the point of having to emphasise the "de" in defence.

Commentators misdiagnosing injuries. Especially Dan Ginnane who will call turf toe on a fractured cheek he's such a dolt.

and OFF fence