Petty things that give you the shits…

[Ozzi_78]

Shit Thursday night games.

 

[Ozzi_78]

10 mins 10 nil. Rest my case your honour.

 

[azzah72]

10 mins 10 nil. Rest my case your honour.

This aged well

 

[Ozzi_78]

This aged well

I’ve not checked. Did my voodoo shit work azza?

 

[Frenzy.]

Not so petty. The roughly 80% of negative posts in game day threads.

Flame away!

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Not so petty. The roughly 80% of negative posts in game day threads.

Flame away!

Every time I make 30 negative posts in the first half of a game thread we end up winning. So you can sniff my farts!

 

[Frenzy.]

Every time I make 30 negative posts in the first half of a game thread we end up winning. So you can sniff my farts!

Send me one in a jar. I know a guy who used to fart in jars when he worked as an offie on a mate's truck. Said farter would then take the top off and put the jar under the drivers nose while he was trying to drive. LOL

 

[bad boy bubby]

Send me one in a jar. I know a guy who used to fart in jars when he worked as an offie on a mate's truck. Said farter would then take the top off and put the jar under the drivers nose while he was trying to drive. LOL

My brother was THE Cusper from Hell.
He had a magical talent of cusping his farts and being able to hold the smell in his hands and let it loose into ones unsuspecting face without warning.
I'm talking like 5 to 10 mins after the initial cusp. What a skill he had haha

 

[Frenzy.]

My brother was THE Cusper from Hell.
He had a magical talent of cusping his farts and being able to hold the smell in his hands and let it loose into ones unsuspecting face without warning.
I'm talking like 5 to 10 mins after the initial cusp. What a skill he had haha

Sure he wasn't secreting a turd in there? LOL

 

[DJDL]

Send me one in a jar. I know a guy who used to fart in jars when he worked as an offie on a mate's truck. Said farter would then take the top off and put the jar under the drivers nose while he was trying to drive. LOL

I used to work with a guy who did the same thing but he used 35mm film canisters.
He'd leave them to fester for a month or more before sneaking up behind you at work and opening one under your nose.

I've never smelt anything like it, and I hope never do again.

 

[DJDL]

Rules that have different penalties for different parts of the field.

Short kick off out on the full - turn over.
Long kick off out on the full - penalty.

Ditto goal line drop outs.

Why?

 

[roboshark]

Stepping over the f**king ball vs playing it properly. Absolutely shits me. Probably a Klein rule