Inside the Chairman’s Room, V’landys was thrilled with the result but, as the last alcoholic ginger beer slid down an hour after full-time, he was spoiling for a fight.
“Tomorrow will make or break the PNG deal,” he admitted.
It wasn’t hyperbole. In September last year, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese told him he was prepared to cough up a staggering $600 million over 10 years to fund a PNG team.
In simple terms, the Pacific has become a geopolitical battleground with China and rugby league, oddly, has become a secret weapon.
In August 2022, the Solomon Islands government accepted a US$66 million loan from China to allow telecommunications giant Huawei to construct 161 mobile phone towers.
“If not for those towers, we’re probably not having this discussion,” one media boss mused.
Rugby league diplomacy: Pacific Minister Pat Conroy presents PNG Prime Minister James Marape with a Queensland Maroons jersey in Canberra earlier this year..CREDIT: ALEX ELLINGHAUSEN
When Albanese asked PNG Prime Minister James Marape what it would take to secure his country’s loyalty to Australia, the response was clear: an NRL team for his rugby league-obsessed people to be announced before the country’s 50-year independence celebrations in 2025.
V’landys’ eyes widened when Albanese mentioned the enormous sum on the table, but he’s become increasingly annoyed in recent months as bureaucrats squabble about how it will be spent.
Essentially, the NRL wants a large chunk of the funds allocated to schools, community programs and junior development to make the PNG team brd out of Port Moresby the “Penrith of the Pacific”.
Otherwise, it’s just a shiny new toy easily discarded when the money dries up or the government changes.
Clearly fed up, V’landys used a Friday morning media conference to lash the government for its dithering — “This is D-Day!” he declared — while Conroy wasn’t in the mood to be bullied.
“When I negotiate with people, I do it behind closed doors,” he said, before announcing the Queensland Reds rugby union side would play matches in Tonga under the PacificAus Sports program. “I’m announcing a deepening of our partnership with rugby union, so it’s self-evident that the Australian government has a number of options about who we partner with.”
According to sources familiar with negotiations, the rugby union reference infuriated V’landys, who strongly considered walking away from the negotiations later that day.
As the opening match of Magic Round between Canberra and Canterbury kicked off on Friday night, V’landys, Conroy and their respective entourages were going head-to-head in the boardroom on level two.
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At 6.40pm, V’landys emerged from the lifts on level five with NRL chief executive Andrew Abdo, commissioner and former Queensland sports minister Kate Jones and corporate affairs boss Misha Zelinsky in tow.
The quartet made a beeline for the Chairman’s Room, but a handful of reporters quickly collared V’landys, who explained how the game wanted to expand to 20 teams but that business cases for any new franchise — including PNG, the Perth Bears, Christchurch and Brisbane Easts — had to be established before any decisions were made.
Not everyone in rugby league is convinced about the merits of a PNG team.
The suggestion that those who sign with the new franchise will be exempt from paying tax has gone down like a bad corporate box prawn with clubs, who operate under a strict salary cap.
Then there’s the Forbidden City, an extravagant $100 million compound to be constructed in Port Moresby for players and coaching staff to shield them from the violence and crime for which the sprawling PNG capital is notorious.
As V’landys and his cohort disappeared into their suite, Channel Nine expert Paul Vautin was walking by.
Would he have considered, during his illustrious playing career, gobbling up tax-free dollars to play in PNG?
“Nnnnnnnnever!” he said. “Not a chance.”
Ouch !Funny, I remember fatty & his team attacking superleague players on the footy show & then when nine acquired the rights to the comp he was happy to appear on that coverage.
Ouch !
I forgive him for coaching qld in 95 when Bennett was too gutless to do it
Living in a house on a the beach and being treated like a rock star wouldn’t hurt eitherFatty, like everyone would jump at money..
Then there’s the Forbidden City, an extravagant $100 million compound to be constructed in Port Moresby for players and coaching staff to shield them from the violence and crime for which the sprawling PNG capital is notorious.
Inside, Sydney businessman Richard Pegum sat at a large round table alongside several large, Papuan men wearing footy jumpers from various clubs.
A part-owner in 2000 Melbourne Cup winner Brew, Pegum is a prominent figure in the racing industry so has a close relationship with V’landys, who is the chief executive of Racing NSW.
Pegum also has business interests in PNG, including being a shareholder in Mayur Resources, which is building a cement works to service the construction of more than 60,000 kilometres of road through the country.
Over the three days, Pegum hosted a range of PNG figures, including PNG internal security minister Peter Tsiamalili, mining minister Muguwa Dilu and Mineral Resources Authority managing director Jerry Garry.
“I’ve been travelling to Port Moresby for many years, it’s not as dangerous as people think,” Pegum said. “The security issues are overrated. I told Peter some time ago that if he needed a hand to reach out. I want to do what’s right for PNG and what’s right for Australia.”
As he said this, the Penrith of Penrith were in a dogfight with one of rugby league’s earliest expansion teams, the New Zealand Warriors.
The Warriors’ renaissance under coach Andrew Webster has been coming apart at the seams so far this season.
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Yet here they were, with less than two minutes to play, two points up against the three-time defending premiers.
As the Panthers desperately searched for a late try, the ball swept wide only for halfback Jack Cole, who was filling in for the hamstrung Nathan Cleary, to be smacked into the middle of next week by Warriors centre Adam Pompey.
Penrith were awarded a penalty for a strip later in the play, and as Dylan Edwards lined up goal kick he would end up missing, Cole started to feel uneasy.
He walked over to halfway, went down on his haunches and vomited.
“Eeeew!” several types in the Chairman’s Room collectively groaned before returning to the fancy booze and fancy party pies while talking to very fancy people.
That included Minister Conroy, who was last seen locked in conversation with members of the PNG ministry.
Ah yes, $100m solely for the benefit of rich people in a 3rd world country. That's something to celebrate.
The security problems are overstated
Brisbane Tigers have the strongest business case out of those bids.The quartet made a beeline for the Chairman’s Room, but a handful of reporters quickly collared V’landys, who explained how the game wanted to expand to 20 teams but that business cases for any new franchise — including PNG, the Perth Bears, Christchurch and Brisbane Easts — had to be established before any decisions were made.
Not everyone in rugby league is convinced about the merits of a PNG team.
The suggestion that those who sign with the new franchise will be exempt from paying tax has gone down like a bad corporate box prawn with clubs, who operate under a strict salary cap.
Then there’s the Forbidden City, an extravagant $100 million compound to be constructed in Port Moresby for players and coaching staff to shield them from the violence and crime for which the sprawling PNG capital is notorious.
As V’landys and his cohort disappeared into their suite, Channel Nine expert Paul Vautin was walking by.
Would he have considered, during his illustrious playing career, gobbling up tax-free dollars to play in PNG?
“Nnnnnnnnever!” he said. “Not a chance.”
Brisbane Tigers have the strongest business case out of those bids.
I cannot see the NRL clubs agreeing to give tax free status to anyone who signs with PNG.
Depends on what pvl has to offer them eg raised nrl grant to other clubs ?Brisbane Tigers have the strongest business case out of those bids.
I cannot see the NRL clubs agreeing to give tax free status to anyone who signs with PNG.
They have a say on which clubs enterDo NRL clubs decide who gets tax free status?!
They have a stake in the ARLC. One thing they won't want is a club that has the potential to lure their players away with tax exemptions.Do NRL clubs decide who gets tax free status?!
They don't get a higher cap! everyone gets the same amount, they all just get taxed differently, so if you want a tax free contract, sign up to pngThey have a say on which clubs enter
since effectively png will have a higher cap than the rest via tax cuts it’s only fair they should decide if that’s ok or not