Queenslanders' shed

[byrne_rovelli_fan82]

LOL go Dave!!

 

[Dave Q]

LOL go Dave!!

"The blue dwarf" BRFR2 !!

I havent mentioned the fact that during training when the coach turns his back, we slacken off the pace to a walk, take a swig and have a quick puff on a ciggie.

The maroons will darken this game for eternity, and the blue dwarf fully intends to cash in.

 

[Titanic]

Thank you Mr. Dwarf for sharing your teams inner most secrets. It would only be fair that we reciprocated. "We" being the collective name of our team and being a team then we work as "one".

Last night we trained undercover and if you had lifted the tarpaulin you would have noticed that: madunit is actually Billy Slater, miccle is Sam Thaiday, Azkatro is Johnathon Thurston, Amadean is Brad Meyers, tits&tans is Greg Inglis, Mr. F is Israel Folau, BWS is Dallas Johnson and I am Petero Civoniceva (why couldn't my parents have just called me something simple like Nailatikau Iloilovatu Uluivida Batibasaga?) - (Juicy Jesbass is actually Scrumptious Kevin Kiwifruit).

Please do not tell anyone as my contract is up for renewal.

 

[byrne_rovelli_fan82]

LOL at the Jesbass one!

 

[Titanic]

BRF, you laugh at our JB at your own peril and Mr. Dwarf I told you not to tell... I can not be held responsible for what comes from your indiscretion.

 

[byrne_rovelli_fan82]

Oh is that a threat Mr Titanic? ;-)

 

[Titanic]

Knowledge transfer :sto:

 

[Dave Q]

The blue dwarf reporting in:-

Willow has been seen loitering around the university trying to steal assignments to copy from. He was last seen being carried off to the bar by some drunk women wearing togas and hasnt been seen since.

Bartman is the only player taking it seriously and thats only because he has locked in a garden shed since his name was announced. We feel its better that he does his best work from home. When he was let out last time, he tried to bite the dog.

Goz, our supreme leader and has sought a paternity test for the weirdo over the fence....he's decided that he wants to claim this guy as a son, he was looking for an heir and nobody he actually knows cuts the mustard.

I dont know about Jason, anybody weird enough to use their real name on line has definately got to be the most sick of all of us. Freak.

Kick back evil maroons, the game is yours.

Now its only a matter of knobbling the ref, I'll do some research and see what dark facts I can find out about him. Maybe he has an illegitimate daughter posting on LU or deals in nuclear weapons. Then again, hed be proud of those.

 

[Titanic]

Thanks again and good luck with your eclectic lot.

This afternoon, after we've finished bible class, we'll be going to donate blood and then mowing lawns for the Sisters of the Blessed Heart and then having fresh garden salad sandwiches (without onion) for dinner, watching the Wiggles and be asleep by 20:30.

 

[Dave Q]

Thanks again and good luck with your eclectic lot.

This afternoon, after we've finished bible class, we'll be going to donate blood and then mowing lawns for the Sisters of the Blessed Heart and then having fresh garden salad sandwiches (without onion) for dinner, watching the Wiggles and be asleep by 20:30.

Beautiful work Titanic.

Thats just about the perfect preparation.

The only thing missing would be a spot of butterfly or if its too late, firefly photography.

Soothes the heart.

Like Black Kitty at her best.

 

[Titanic]

The clock is ticking team... would you mind pm'ing me with your progress, please? Status board in the original post of this thread.

As the Irish control tower once asked the Air Lingus flight 069: "What is your current height and position?"

Pilot: " 5'9". front left hand seat."

and then...

Control Tower: "Thank you Air Lingus flight 069 - now please deviate to the right."

...and the pilot went down on the co-pilot.

 

[madunit]

I've just posted my article.

Sorry I couldn't take part in the group posting, however I only have internet connection very sparingly. This was the only chance I had to post the article, so I figured better now than never.

I went with the third installment of the "Little Boys" of league metaphor-a-thon that worked so damn well in the past.

I hope everyone gets their articles in well on time and we roast those dirty blue cockroaches!

 

[Titanic]

Good read Unit ... that'll get 'em thinking.

 

[Dave Q]

Blue Dwarf reporting in:-

Still several days to go, no panic Queensland.

I mean most of the NSW side havent even got out of bed today.

Gorilla has made his application for adoption of the guy.

We are all going parachuting tommorow and then there is the team bondage session.

Madam Shakespeare comes around with a copy of That Play and...

 

[Titanic]

Dear Mr. Dwarf

Thank you for your most eloquent report. We are progressing well too.

Yesterday, after helping 2,513 elderly to cross the road as they made their ways to and from various church services, the entire squad ventured to the Mountains of your colour (just to get a taste) as guests of some of our Panthered team mates.

After nibbling some delightful scones and several very hearty choruses of "Climb every mountain", we all donned similar clothing and skipped through the verdant pastures. The climax occurred when we all rolled down the daisy strewn slope giggling.

Sadly, two of our number had to be rushed to Penrith General with terrible reactions to bee stings while another is yet to be accounted for after he rolled the wrong way near Deadmans' Leap... I'm sure he'll be fine, thanks, we spotted some clothing fragments caught on a branch some seventy feet down.

That's all for now, we have a croquet session shortly...

(exits humming)

"Doe, a deer, a little blue deer,
Stomped to marrow, bone and gristle.
Uncle, a name the deer cries out
Pleading to hear the final whistle..."

Ps. We do truly hope that Madam S doesn't spank you all too hard because we view that as being well within our job description.

 

[madunit]

I went to the pub, got smashed and pissed on a taxi, before ringing up the wife of the Prime Minister and telling her to get the barbie fired up, cos I have a sausage and some sauce ready to go.

She said something sexual, f**k something, can't recall, too hammered, i couldn't be bothered finding out, so I drove the taxi home. When I woke up some bastard moved my car in front of the cop shop and removed my pants.

 

[Non Terminator]

I've just posted my article.

Sorry I couldn't take part in the group posting, however I only have internet connection very sparingly. This was the only chance I had to post the article, so I figured better now than never.

I went with the third installment of the "Little Boys" of league metaphor-a-thon that worked so damn well in the past.

I hope everyone gets their articles in well on time and we roast those dirty blue cockroaches!

Don't mind me barging in but I have to applaud your article, checked the other two as well afterwards. Captured Fittler perfectly. :lol:

 

[Dave Q]

Dear Mr. Dwarf

Thank you for your most eloquent report. We are progressing well too.

Yesterday, after helping 2,513 elderly to cross the road as they made their ways to and from various church services, the entire squad ventured to the Mountains of your colour (just to get a taste) as guests of some of our Panthered team mates.

After nibbling some delightful scones and several very hearty choruses of "Climb every mountain", we all donned similar clothing and skipped through the verdant pastures. The climax occurred when we all rolled down the daisy strewn slope giggling.

Sadly, two of our number had to be rushed to Penrith General with terrible reactions to bee stings while another is yet to be accounted for after he rolled the wrong way near Deadmans' Leap... I'm sure he'll be fine, thanks, we spotted some clothing fragments caught on a branch some seventy feet down.

That's all for now, we have a croquet session shortly...

(exits humming)

"Doe, a deer, a little blue deer,
Stomped to marrow, bone and gristle.
Uncle, a name the deer cries out
Pleading to hear the final whistle..."

Ps. We do truly hope that Madam S doesn't spank you all too hard because we view that as being well within our job description.

I love those old musakals.

And who could forget Kung-fu.

Throw a stone into the lake grasshopper, old Cardine, he came and went at the same time. Very ying yang.

Ive been stuffing Willows paracute with old silk stockings, just to cause him some anxious moments on the way down!!

Blue dwarf signing off.

PS: madunit: talk of sex is banned on LU until the next time one of the management get lucky. Theres an illegal book ebing run out of the West Tigers forum. Ive got November 16, 2017 @ $1.05.

 

[madunit]

Don't mind me barging in but I have to applaud your article, checked the other two as well afterwards. Captured Fittler perfectly. :lol:

lol cheers mate, I try to capture predicaments that all the clubs/coaches face. Fittlers fall from grace and no one caring seemed nice and easy lol

 

[Titanic]

reminiscent of his playing career, lol.