Someone in authority has made a mistake and put my name down for the roaches.
So I am in camp and I have decided that I will send you toads secret inside information. You can fix me up afterwards.
My first piece of secretive and confidential news is that Willow has torn an eyebrow muscle. This is meaning that he is having trouble reading and typing. When writing your pieces, try to use as many long words as possible. He wont be able to keep up and with a bit of luck he will misread and misinterpret things ( more often than he does already!!)
Black Kitty is furious about being on the bench. Ive heard that she is devising ways of taking out a starter so she can take his/her spot. She has been fooling around with the air conditioning lately. Ive seen her on the roof holding what looked like half a christmas tree and two pumpkins. Shes up to something, I swear it.
In the meantime, some weirdo waving a thesaurus has been peeking over the fence. He says that he is somehow related to Goz and Goz is looking at taking out an on-line AVO.
A very disturbed and disrupted camp at the moment.
You guys can relax and take it easy. As Rudd would say "He'll be right mate, dont kiss the raw prawn with you"
Actually, none of you should bother placing finger to typewriter before the due date.
As NSW are favourites, I have more than a few quid on the side for you ugly and desperate lot to take it out. Ive got massive odds. This will set me up for the year.
heh heh heh
Go toadmeisters go!
Signed: Dave: my secret codename: the blue dwarf.
