Rd8: Eels v Cowboys GAME DAY THREAD in Darwin 30/4/22

[Wally21]

Bahahahahahha!! f**k this club. f**k this coach f**k my eyes. At the local full of window licking Cows fans. FFS!!

You poor bastard. They are f**king awful the cows fans

 

[King-Gutho94]

Kyle feldt always aims up and scores some freaky tries against us.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

100%. The rooters were doing the same thing in the last game. I know that we mock the “chase the collision” but there are too lateral tonight

Sometimes teams just aren't mentally prepared for the rough stuff (chasing the collision) and side-to-side footy is what it looks like.

 

[Incorrect]

FFS. I don't want to pick on the guy but everything Jake Arthur does is f**king slow motion but worse, his outside men get smashed... It's beyond nepotism or factions now. He's not first grade standard.

 

[Jake the snake]

Hello darkness my old friend

 

[Tooooks]

Haven’t turned up again. Woeful red zone attack, shit defence. Yeah we’re missing some troops but we’re not in this.

 

[hineyrulz]

You poor bastard. They are f**king awful the cows fans

They have less Teef than Points.

 

[yy_cheng]

I like JA steering the ship. Our attack is less erratic. He keeps things calm

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Nonsense!

Maybe we just need to know how to score some points while completing our sets too. Multiple times in the opposition's 20m zone.

Only instead to have our defence be the one that tires, and the game get away from us.

Our attacking record this year proves the way we normally attack is better than what we are doing tonight.

 

[the phantom menace]

Too much bullshit dinners, sponsor meet and greets, and promoting the game etc while we're up there - not enoughg focussing on teh f**king footy basics.

 

[Happy MEel]

Not our best half of footy. Kyle Feldt is carving Jake Arthur up!

Another half with Jake in the halves where we battle to score tries.

 

[Jake the snake]

FFS. I don't want to pick on the guy but everything Jake Arthur does is f**king slow motion but worse, his outside men get smashed... It's beyond nepotism or factions now. He's not first grade standard.

He’s not a bad player but not ready for first grade. What bothers me is the dip shit coach takes out our form 5/8 of the comp and puts in his son. SACK BORING BRAD

 

[Avenger]

Two more players are going on the shit list.

 

[Happy MEel]

Our attacking record this year proves the way we normally attack is better than what we are doing tonight.

Our attacking record doesn’t include Jake In the halves every game.

 

[yy_cheng]

Haven’t turned up again. Woeful red zone attack, shit defence. Yeah we’re missing some troops but we’re not in this.

Is expected. We don't train in attacks. Watch what the panfers and storm do in the red zones, what they do is practice over and over

 

[Chipmunk]

We appear to have come with the approach of trying to grind our opponents down and wait for them to capitulate. That would seem to be a fairly dumb approach for a match in the tropics against a team from the tropics.

We've got sweet f**k all otherwise. Our general team play is its normal pedestrian and predictable self.

 

[Soto]

This is fkn disgraceful

 

[Jake the snake]

The movie The Sound of Music has more action than our team.

 

[the phantom menace]

Our attacking record this year proves the way we normally attack is better than what we are doing tonight.

LOL, any other pearls of wisdom to share Captain Obvious?

 

[strider]

Hineyrulz's is gonna blow his wad if we lose this game.

He blows his wad when we win .... he will need to find more wads