Round 1 vs Eels

[Rhyno]

I’m be at the game but my girlfriend is refusing to come anywhere near Penrith

I think the panthers will see a similar backlash from a lot of female fans

 

[Black Magik]

I’m be at the game but my girlfriend is refusing to come anywhere near Penrith

I think the panthers will see a similar backlash from a lot of female fans

Fairly certain Penrith have banned any kind of blow-up figures after the classic Paws v's the shark incident in circa 2006

 

[franklin2323]

I’m be at the game but my girlfriend is refusing to come anywhere near Penrith

I think the panthers will see a similar backlash from a lot of female fans

Lies... No girl would touch you

 

[Luke Bowden]

I’m be at the game but my girlfriend is refusing to come anywhere near Penrith

I think the panthers will see a similar backlash from a lot of female fans

You know you’re a complete tool when even your imaginary girlfriend refuses to go out in public with you.

 

[Tronald Crump]

I’m be at the game but my girlfriend is refusing to come anywhere near Penrith

So you have chopped off your left hand?

 

[MrBlack]

So you have chopped off your left hand?

Correction - it's his left thumb and left pinkie finger

 

[Blues Riff]

I’m be at the game but my girlfriend is refusing to come anywhere near Penrith

I think the panthers will see a similar backlash from a lot of female fans

Is Hayne playing? Surely he deserves one more bite at the cherry.

 

[GongPanther]

Lies... No girl would touch you

Probably would out of sympathy...instead of charging him.

 

[GongPanther]

Correction - it's his left thumb and left pinkie finger

A pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass.

 

[TheFrog]

I’m be at the game but my girlfriend is refusing to come anywhere near Penrith

I think the panthers will see a similar backlash from a lot of female fans

Well that turned out well, didn't it?

 

[soc123_au]

I’m be at the game but my girlfriend is refusing to come anywhere near Penrith

I think the panthers will see a similar backlash from a lot of female fans

She is coming to my place. PM your whatsapp handle & I'll send you the video.

 

[Blues Riff]

Well that turned out well, didn't it?

Even when we're at our lowest, Rhyno's there to remind us it could be a lot worse.

 

[Rhyno]

She is coming to my place. PM your whatsapp handle & I'll send you the video.

She’s not into obese man

 

[Nealo 12]

Lol... Rhyno’s GIrlfriend is a bucket of KFC the fat heap .

 

[Rhyno]

And to everyone else

I can get any woman I want with a blink of the eye cause I’m a sexy beast

 

[Westernised Panther]

And to everyone else

I can get any woman I want with a blink of the eye cause I’m a sexy beast

Do you mean women that identify as men?

 

[Blues Riff]

As soon as they realise that you're an illiterate,alchoholic sociopath, gone in the blink of an eye.

 

[Luke Bowden]

Rhyno, you have issues dude. Major ones.

 

[soc123_au]

She’s not into obese man

3 vodka cruisers & she is into anything. Wait until you see the video.

 

[ACTPanthers]

She is coming to my place. PM your whatsapp handle & I'll send you the video.

I laughed WAY too hard at this