madunit for the Sharks
The Best Article Ever
Well its the business end of the Forum 7s season, five teams will be playing on for the richest trophy in internet land, while the other five teams will be looking to next season.
As the captain of the Sharks, it has been a very pressing year, weve gone through more players than Paris Hilton has gone through sex partners. Weve struggled to get the full quota of posts in for half of our games thus far. We even considered folding the team mid season due to a lack of player numbers.
But we kept on trying.
So now, we are at our last game of the season. We are currently last on the ladder, but we are still here. It is at this point that I have decided to write the best article ever in this games history.
So I have decided that I will start with a very pertinent issue, one that every single league fan is discussing at the moment, an issue that has many varied opinions and thoughts. This is probably the biggest talking point in league history to date.
I will bring my own alternative outspoken view to the fore, enraging many and gathering the support of a few. I will deliver my opinion in my own typically satirical and sarcastic way. It will be entertaining to those who agree with me, and plain ludicrous to those whom I oppose.
With my view clearly stated and expressed, I shall begin going into detail about why I feel this way. I shall poke fun at whoever is in my way, for I fear not those who I ridicule. Its a trait I have that has angered many people before. My opinion is mostly not how I truly feel, moreso, its a perspective on an issue that I know will antagonise many people.
I have come to the middle of this great article, with this word right HERE! At this point many writers are stuck and are thinking of what else they could discuss to try and get to that ever elusive 750 words goal. This has failed to ever be a concern for myself, and less concerning with this, the greatest article ever written.
Now the middle of the article has been passed, I shall start progressing my way towards my conclusion and setting up the finale of this true masterpiece. God himself would bow down to this literary genius, only if he existed of course. But I am not debating religion here, this is about Rugby League, and one of the biggest incidents in league history.
Now that my point on the issue has been brought to light and I have clearly stated my stance, I shall now begin commenting on certain aspects of the issue at hand that the NRL and its officials should address to try and resolve all the conflict in the game, its players and the fans. After all without players, you have no game, and without a game, you have no fans. And if there were no fans, than this article, this great, great article, would serve no purpose and make no sense at all.
Once the major aspects of the issue have been discussed, I shall focus on the smaller, yet still pertinent issues that also need to be addressed. These issues can sometimes solve themselves once the main problem has been attended to and corrected. However, as has happened in the past, these little problems can grow into larger ones if left unattended for a lengthy period of time. The cure: solve them as quickly as possible, it will require less effort and resources now, then if they were to be dealt with a year later and had become a huge problem. Dealing with them now also means minimal drama caused by the media, allowing the game to retain its credibility.
Now that I have made my opinion known, discussed why I took the stance I did, and offered my view on possible solutions to the problems at hand, I have come to the last 100 words of my article.
These 100 words shall be spread over two paragraphs. I will recap my article and then leave a conclusion, generally something very witty, yet at the same time, has merit and has a very valid point.
Many people will read this and will have new found clarity on this issue. I am absolutely honoured to have written arguably the greatest rugby league article ever.
750 words, including title.