Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XVI

[Maroubra Eel]

do you wanna f**k miranda kerr?

seems an odd thing for hiring footy players

:lol: I would definitely take that over a GF win.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Is it "Do we see him running out there on GF day?"

I was going to suggest something like this but plenty of deadshits have played in grand finals. Some of them have even won.

 

[emjaycee]

I was going to suggest something like this but plenty of deadshits have played in grand finals. Some of them have even won.

Yeah, but in principle its a pretty good test that the coaching and footy club staff use.
Proves we wont be getting INU. He might be ok running out there but with a 0/3 record you dont want him there if you want to win.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

What a great retention policy.

#TheBest

 

[strider]

yeah but he question was only running out there - so ...

 

[emjaycee]

What a great retention policy.

#TheBest

Sarcastic as you are, it is the question that now means Allgood and Seffa are out there in the market.
So its a better policy then what we have used for the last 5 years.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Sarcastic as you are, it is the question that now means Allgood and Seffa are out there in the market.
So its a better policy then what we have used for the last 5 years.

f**k off

 

[emjaycee]

yeah but he question was only running out there - so ...

I qualified with the person that I was talking to whether this question made us keen to sign INU... and let me just say, he isnt coming to Parra.

 

[emjaycee]

f**k off

Awww... will you accept this rose.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Looks like Hayne won't be retained.

 

[bartman]

I qualified with the person that I was talking to whether this question made us keen to sign INU... and let me just say, he isnt coming to Parra.

Sanity prevails! It would only have been a backwards step.

 

[emjaycee]

Looks like Hayne won't be retained.

I think Hayne is a special case mate. Besides, I heard recently that he has a house in the area.






#cough

 

[Maroubra Eel]

I don't like the question. I just assumed that's the aim whenever you sign any merkin.

 

[strider]

I don't like the question. I just assumed that's the aim whenever you sign any merkin.

nah - in canberra they just ask if the merkin will stay till the end of the year

 

[emjaycee]

I don't like the question. I just assumed that's the aim whenever you sign any merkin.

You would think so wouldn't you.
But I can imagine BA, DA, Sharp (the assistant coach not the chairman) sitting around and saying, so can you see Allgood in a grand final team and helping us get the prize on the day?

There would be 4 no's straight away.

But ask the same of Moroea, Gower, Pauli Pauli, Hoppa, Hayne, Ma'u, Edwards, etc and you can see why they have retained the ones they have.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Things are certainly looking brighter. Makes you wonder why they didn't do this years ago.

 

[emjaycee]

Cause they couldnt afford anyone apart from Hayne and Hindmarsh that they could answer yes to, so they didnt bother asking the question.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Anyway wasn't it the retention policy? We haven't had many merkins worth retentioning for a while. I reckon plenty of them were just kept because they weren't asking for overs.

 

[Avenger]

Anyway wasn't it the retention policy? We haven't had many merkins worth retentioning for a while. I reckon plenty of them were just kept because they weren't asking for overs.

I think the drawcard in joining Parra is the respect that players outside our club have for Arthur. It was a deadset master stroke signing him. Now players want to come and most want to stay.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Who wants to come?