Rumoured/Confirmed Signings and More Crap XVI

[strider]

What's the policy mate? Keep the good merkins and let the rest go?

#GCPolicy

no way that'd be the policy ffs

 

[emjaycee]

What's the policy mate? Keep the good merkins and let the rest go?

#GCPolicy

Not that scientific mate.
I heard it this morning over coffee from someone who should know and it's pretty simple but no doubt effective.

It is a single question that gets asked and I will let you merkins try and guess the question.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Just tell us.

 

[strider]

how big is a ball of string?

 

[emjaycee]

Just tell us.

f**k off

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Will you accept this rose?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Not that scientific mate.
I heard it this morning over coffee from someone who should know and it's pretty simple but no doubt effective.

It is a single question that gets asked and I will let you merkins try and guess the question.

"Is he cheap enough for us to retain Hayne?"

 

[strider]

Will you accept this rose?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Maroubra Eel]

f**k off

What do they say to the ones we want to retain?

 

[strider]

"Is he cheap enough for us to retain Hayne?"

no i think we ask them a question - "can jarryd have half your pay cheque?"

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Is it a question they ask the player or a question they ask themselves about the player?

 

[emjaycee]

Will you accept this rose?

no.
f**k off I said.













#biatchmode

 

[emjaycee]

Is it a question they ask the player or a question they ask themselves about the player?

B.

 

[strider]

maybe its a question we ask jarryd - "do you wanna play with that merkin?"

 

[Poupou Escobar]

'Can he tackle?'

 

[emjaycee]

Hint: it is about the ultimate goal

 

[Forty20]

I suppose the obvious question is 'Will this merkin help win us a premiership?' but beyond that it might pertain to attitude or value.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Will he behave on Mad Monday?

 

[emjaycee]

Is it "Do we see him running out there on GF day?"

 

[strider]

Hint: it is about the ultimate goal

do you wanna f**k miranda kerr?

seems an odd thing for hiring footy players