I'm 62 years old. How in the f*ck am I supposed to relate to semen jokes and testicles and all that other shit like you young fellas? I haven't got any ill-feeling toward you either. But I try to have a discussion about football with you, and I'm either branded a 'death rider' or you turn the whole thing into a joke and make me feel like an idiot. You weren't always like that, either. And, for the record, I never was a 'death-rider' - I just stuck up for them. Because my pet hate - the thing that makes me angrier than just about anything else - is political correctness, and shutting down free speech. If a number of posters on here hadn't tried so desperately to counter the arguments of the people they called 'death riders', then those death riders would have run out of negative things to say. And, by the way, in any gathering of people, the tone or culture is usually set by the ones who have the most to say. On a forum, it's the ones with the most posts. And as far as I can see, that means you and Hindy 111 and one or two others only. So when you say that you had the shits because the place got "so negative", maybe you antagonised and stirred and generally encouraged it long after it might have died a natural death.
So, now that that's out of the way, you can either brand me a miserable merkin, or an old f*ck face, or have a beer with me. Up to you.
P.S: I don't drink, so you'll have to bring your own.